Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[wingedcatgirl]

Tributes:

• Meteion (she/her, Final Fantasy XIV, age not confirmed anywhere to our knowledge but as a recently-created being who acts rather childlike we're guessing she's orange)
  
• The Low-Poly Grapes (it/its, Final Fantasy XIV, inanimate)
  

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Non-fatal events:

• Hmm, yes, the (Player1) here is made out of (Player1).
  
• (Player1) (use/use/use/use/uses1) an experimental teleporter and ge(t/t/t/t/ts1) violently ill.
  
• Expecting a funny event? TOO BAD, (Player1) TIME!
  
• (Player1) fin(ds/ds/ds/ds/d1) a console labeled "Pay2Lose". [TypeA1] inser(ts/ts/ts/ts/t1) five of [typeC1] currency and cran(ks/ks/k/ks/k1) up the other tributes' health by several hundred percent.
  
• (Player1) se(es/es/es/es/e1) a social media post telling [typeB1] to "reblog if you too are gay and/or don't go to bed on time". [TypeA1] reblo(gs/gs/g/gs/g1) it.
  
• (Player1) se(es/es/es/es/e1) a social media post telling [typeB1] to "reblog if you too are gay or don't go to bed on time". [TypeA1] scrol(ls/ls/l/ls/l1) past it.
  

Fatal events:

• (Player1) fin(ds/ds/ds/ds/d1) a console labeled "Pay2Lose". [TypeA1] inser(ts/ts/ts/ts/t1) five of [typeC1] currency and selec(ts/ts/t/ts/t1) an option labeled "Die when you reach level 2"... which kills [typeB1] instantly.
  
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) all get in an epic battle, and only (Player3) surviv(es/es/es/es/e3)! ... (Player6) (is/is/is/is/are6) there too, for some reason! (P3 kills P1, P2, P4, P5)