Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

BATTLE MUSIC: Chateau - The Matrix Reloaded

Hey, it's Whistle again with SNL. Strange, I still exist!

NIGHT IV
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the events

• Hy didn't start the fire, it's been always turning since the world's been burning...
  
• Ah yes, VicBorian times!
  
• Boimler, what a hypocrite. Either that or you've learned from your mistakes...
  
• In Poland, Coca-Cola drinks you, Phoenix!
  
• Maybe Chel shouldn't interrupt Weekly during his rehearsal sessions. They happen on a, uh... hourly basis.
  
• Minus.
  
• Hallie doing as they do best and... forgetting about their mutation. We're lucky Benny wasn't around to hear.
  
• KMIY, in their incredible might, finally finish off Oxana after she used so much loophole abuse that it was just... gone.
  
• Peach, acting unusually monstrous against the train. But it will have its vengeance... after somehow surviving.
  
• Mmmmph? Mmmph! MMMMMMMMMMMM
  

DAY V
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the events

• Hey, why should we take advice from a psychotic astronaut?
  
• Victoria takes matters into her own hands and kills President Snow. Again... after he was apparently poisoned by the water supply. Wow, this is getting very, uh... Squiddy.
  
• Boris' name is Judge. Blaine spontaneously combusts, but miraculously manages to survive.
  
• Fortune must have learned sign language incredibly quickly.
  
• A Weekly cookie.
  
• Neptune is incredibly frustrated, so much so that Hallie just wants to give it their candy to shut it up. Neptune's not Neptune when it's hungry, apparently.
  
• Look on the bright side, you kids. It's chocolate with cookies and cream!
  
• Boimler, the brave ensign, is berried.
  
• Looks like Peach's scheme worked; Thomas annihilated himself trying to get vengeance!!!!!!
  

THE FALLEN
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Phoenix Wright, Oxana, Bradward Boimler, Assault Type Thomas

NIGHT V
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the events

• Weekly goes out in the strangest, meekest way. He does it minutely.
  
• The four are in Zathura, aren't they?
  
• Don't you have a lot of money already, Fortune? What's the point of getting mo-- oh.
  
• Green light... red light! Green light... red light! Green light... red light! That's how we know that Hy, Coke, and Krowa are dead, as well as a ton of the others. Such a shame.
  
• The vending-machine trilogy comes to a harrowing conclusion... with Benny wondering whether to give up his mechanical arm or not.
  
• Are those Oxana's skeletons?
  
• Don't worry, the moral geography Blaine stands compares Chel superior.
  

FEAST
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the feast

• Fortune has no mouth and they must scream.
  
• Benny has chosen his arm.
  
• Boris has ill judgment against Blaine.
  
• Hallie's comin' for you, Minus. Well, they already have.
  
• KMON KMIY, THAT'S JUST OXANA'S SKELETON TORTURING YOU.
  
• Victoria is no longer victorious.
  
• Isn't Neptune already a planet anyway?
  
• Chel is now a shell of a person, I don't it's great to put meat back on the menu.
  

DAY VI
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the events

• Wait... who's Neptune?
  
• Of course, Boris wins.
  
• Isn't Benny stuck in a vending machine?
  

THE FALLEN
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[b]Weekly, Hyacinth, Coca-Cola, Polish Cow, Blaine, Minus Eteled, KMIY, Victoria, Chel

Oh boy... it's gonna be a sprint to the finish. Whistle from SNL, signing out.