11-17-2021, 03:27:09 AM
Welcome to the Trouble Cube version of the Hunger Games Simulator: Season 5!
Let's meet our lucky participants!
BATTLE MUSIC: Pokemon Generation 1 Title Theme
The Bloodbath
* Lars was feeling pretty good before the season began, but quickly loses enthusiasm upon learning how things really went down.
* Flandre already on the move, ready to destroy a planet, but not if No-Feet has anything to say about it! He doesn't want to see the planet come to the end as he manages to seep his venom into Flandre, making short work of her.
* The simulator can be quite cruel when it wants to be. It knows no boundaries. Children are fair game too; best shown as it makes the child version of Emma Swann instantly disintegrate.
* Ruxa deciding to light up the area as the announcer states what the Hunger Games are. Indeed, they are illuminating.
* Cipher finds himself a syringe to make him shapeshift into anything. Will he use this to his advantage to get a good few kills in?
* Super-Harry to the rescue!
* Le Chiffre has some explosives, ready to blow shit up if he needs to.
* The mighty Warrior quickly takes off from the dock that the Cornucopia just happened to have, setting sail for the Hunger Games.
* Bryce Papenbrook is discouraging the adult version of Emma Swann from the Cornucopia. Probably because of what just happened with her child version.
* The Giant Golden Eel slithers away after getting the backpack.
* Megumi Ogata apparently has no consideration where she throws her mug. And that's how you end up cutting someone!
* Waddle Dee not even checking if his backpack has supplies before running off, only to realize it's empty. Oof...
* John ready for battle, swinging his mace around, looking for a potential victim to use it on. But no! He gets denied by Death's Avatar!
* Life's Avatar made a wise decision to have Frank as a bodyguard. None dare go after Life's Avatar, not with a corrupt cop for protection. Something Michelle finds out the hard way.
* You too, Daybreaker? Don't any of you check your backpacks? For real.
* Everyone here sees the silhouette and thinks it's me. But no, it's just Yosuke. Someone who's more better looking.
* Nightmare Moon has knives. Knives of the throwing variety, ready to sink into some backs.
* Ladybug finds a syringe and she is now incredibly strong and indestructible. But the Simulator may not even care about that. So we shall watch and see how she does.
* And like the child version of Emma Swann, the Simulator also instantly disintegrates Spamton too. Feeling very cruel, is it?
* Melissa likes her bees. So much so, she gets offended by Adeleine for eating bee-shaped foods and knocks her the fuck out.
* Nightmare Moon didn't take all the throwing knives apparently. Sarina manages to find one of her own and makes a nice throw right into Alice's heart.
* Cicero is feeling a bit greedy and thinks he can have the Cornucopia for himself. But he can't really handle the weight and his greed literally crushes him to death. And two other people, too!
* Just because Alec Trevelyan wants to destroy the UK doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy the simple things in life. He's quite the fisherman. But unfortunately for him, he has to settle for the bait while Yukiko takes the gear. Maybe he can rub his hands in bait and make grabs at the fish?
* And again, like before, no one has any consideration where to throw mugs apparently. Someone needs to have a talk with Kim Kitsuragi and Megumi Ogata on mug throwing manners, NOW!
* Libby finding a nice pair of sais to make some stabby stabby.
Day 1
*John happens to see some smoke rising from the distance, but he doesn't care. He wants his mace. And that meanie Death's Avatar took it!
* Evil Mario witness Cicero killing himself and two others while trying to steal the Cornucopia and also thinks that it was stupid trying to steal something of that size.
* Daybreak is flattered her fans like to Daybreakdance.
* Kim just happens to be quick to the draw in the Exploding Kitten game, taking out Chie and Adult!Emma, where the latter can now reunite with her child self, in the afterlife.
* Luka showing Yosuke who's boss with a T-pose.
* Sarina snacks on a floating orange burger and becomes a zombie. Guess it's better to be undead than actual dead.
* Queen thinking someone grand theft autoed her, but no, it was just Cat Noir borrowing the car, except he didn't let her know.
* Alec had a few many cheeseburgers and gets stuck in a tube slide. And unfortunately for him, his Goldeneye satelite weapon can't get him free. Luckily, Waddle Dee comes to his aid.
* In the darkness, we see Etrate in the moonlight, sticking her tongue out and going "I'm a catgirl, nya nya nya!"
* No-Feet has his own language apparently. And comes up with a term that means "unintentionally ruining a creative work".
* Death's Avatar spreading death by killing President Snow which brings out more monstrous versions of President Snow that kills a couple of people and a planet!
* Melissa finding Frank's phone and finds stuff about who will be giving him bribe money next, meetings with crime bosses, and an invitation to the Snurch.
* How cute! Cipher has an Aya plush to call his own from the claw machine.
* The Giant Golden Eel and Megumi Ogata are glued together in a wringer. And their ordeal makes them both cry. Luckily, the glue easily melts away from their teams and they're both free!
* And there are some people who wants HGS to be all babies, which means for all black flags. And on top of that, they would more than likely enjoy watching their cradles falling and maybe even a few die of SIDS.
* Bryce Papenbrook is a ship critic apparently. He seems to like Warrior fine, though he thinks the ship should throw Adeleline overboard.
* Libby and Life's Avatar have a nice cup of joe together.
* Ladybug gets her feet stuck in the sewer drain in the street. And all kinds of wacky hijinks happen as some of the tributes do what they can to get her unstuck.
* Ariel taking some voice clips of the other tributes and making some nice kick-ass beats.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: Flandre, Child!Emma, Michelle, Spamton, Alice, Cicero, Android 21, Remilia, Chie, Adult!Emma, The Iris, Lars, Ruxa
Let's meet our lucky participants!
BATTLE MUSIC: Pokemon Generation 1 Title Theme
The Bloodbath
* Lars was feeling pretty good before the season began, but quickly loses enthusiasm upon learning how things really went down.
* Flandre already on the move, ready to destroy a planet, but not if No-Feet has anything to say about it! He doesn't want to see the planet come to the end as he manages to seep his venom into Flandre, making short work of her.
* The simulator can be quite cruel when it wants to be. It knows no boundaries. Children are fair game too; best shown as it makes the child version of Emma Swann instantly disintegrate.
* Ruxa deciding to light up the area as the announcer states what the Hunger Games are. Indeed, they are illuminating.
* Cipher finds himself a syringe to make him shapeshift into anything. Will he use this to his advantage to get a good few kills in?
* Super-Harry to the rescue!
* Le Chiffre has some explosives, ready to blow shit up if he needs to.
* The mighty Warrior quickly takes off from the dock that the Cornucopia just happened to have, setting sail for the Hunger Games.
* Bryce Papenbrook is discouraging the adult version of Emma Swann from the Cornucopia. Probably because of what just happened with her child version.
* The Giant Golden Eel slithers away after getting the backpack.
* Megumi Ogata apparently has no consideration where she throws her mug. And that's how you end up cutting someone!
* Waddle Dee not even checking if his backpack has supplies before running off, only to realize it's empty. Oof...
* John ready for battle, swinging his mace around, looking for a potential victim to use it on. But no! He gets denied by Death's Avatar!
* Life's Avatar made a wise decision to have Frank as a bodyguard. None dare go after Life's Avatar, not with a corrupt cop for protection. Something Michelle finds out the hard way.
* You too, Daybreaker? Don't any of you check your backpacks? For real.
* Everyone here sees the silhouette and thinks it's me. But no, it's just Yosuke. Someone who's more better looking.
* Nightmare Moon has knives. Knives of the throwing variety, ready to sink into some backs.
* Ladybug finds a syringe and she is now incredibly strong and indestructible. But the Simulator may not even care about that. So we shall watch and see how she does.
* And like the child version of Emma Swann, the Simulator also instantly disintegrates Spamton too. Feeling very cruel, is it?
* Melissa likes her bees. So much so, she gets offended by Adeleine for eating bee-shaped foods and knocks her the fuck out.
* Nightmare Moon didn't take all the throwing knives apparently. Sarina manages to find one of her own and makes a nice throw right into Alice's heart.
* Cicero is feeling a bit greedy and thinks he can have the Cornucopia for himself. But he can't really handle the weight and his greed literally crushes him to death. And two other people, too!
* Just because Alec Trevelyan wants to destroy the UK doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy the simple things in life. He's quite the fisherman. But unfortunately for him, he has to settle for the bait while Yukiko takes the gear. Maybe he can rub his hands in bait and make grabs at the fish?
* And again, like before, no one has any consideration where to throw mugs apparently. Someone needs to have a talk with Kim Kitsuragi and Megumi Ogata on mug throwing manners, NOW!
* Libby finding a nice pair of sais to make some stabby stabby.
Day 1
*John happens to see some smoke rising from the distance, but he doesn't care. He wants his mace. And that meanie Death's Avatar took it!
* Evil Mario witness Cicero killing himself and two others while trying to steal the Cornucopia and also thinks that it was stupid trying to steal something of that size.
* Daybreak is flattered her fans like to Daybreakdance.
* Kim just happens to be quick to the draw in the Exploding Kitten game, taking out Chie and Adult!Emma, where the latter can now reunite with her child self, in the afterlife.
* Luka showing Yosuke who's boss with a T-pose.
* Sarina snacks on a floating orange burger and becomes a zombie. Guess it's better to be undead than actual dead.
* Queen thinking someone grand theft autoed her, but no, it was just Cat Noir borrowing the car, except he didn't let her know.
* Alec had a few many cheeseburgers and gets stuck in a tube slide. And unfortunately for him, his Goldeneye satelite weapon can't get him free. Luckily, Waddle Dee comes to his aid.
* In the darkness, we see Etrate in the moonlight, sticking her tongue out and going "I'm a catgirl, nya nya nya!"
* No-Feet has his own language apparently. And comes up with a term that means "unintentionally ruining a creative work".
* Death's Avatar spreading death by killing President Snow which brings out more monstrous versions of President Snow that kills a couple of people and a planet!
* Melissa finding Frank's phone and finds stuff about who will be giving him bribe money next, meetings with crime bosses, and an invitation to the Snurch.
* How cute! Cipher has an Aya plush to call his own from the claw machine.
* The Giant Golden Eel and Megumi Ogata are glued together in a wringer. And their ordeal makes them both cry. Luckily, the glue easily melts away from their teams and they're both free!
* And there are some people who wants HGS to be all babies, which means for all black flags. And on top of that, they would more than likely enjoy watching their cradles falling and maybe even a few die of SIDS.
* Bryce Papenbrook is a ship critic apparently. He seems to like Warrior fine, though he thinks the ship should throw Adeleline overboard.
* Libby and Life's Avatar have a nice cup of joe together.
* Ladybug gets her feet stuck in the sewer drain in the street. And all kinds of wacky hijinks happen as some of the tributes do what they can to get her unstuck.
* Ariel taking some voice clips of the other tributes and making some nice kick-ass beats.
FALLEN TRIBUTES: Flandre, Child!Emma, Michelle, Spamton, Alice, Cicero, Android 21, Remilia, Chie, Adult!Emma, The Iris, Lars, Ruxa
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