30 events let's goooo
- (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) on a quiz show. [TypeA1] (slams/slams/slam/slams/slam1) the buttons so many times the panel on [typeC1] podium, the host's podium, and the quiz sign explodes.
- (Player1) (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage1) to fly by flapping [typeC1] arms.
- (Player1) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall1) off a cliff, but (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage1) to get back up by flapping [typeC1] arms really really hard.
- (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2) that (Player3) (is a bad person/is a bad person/is a bad person/is a bad person/is bad persons1). (Player2) replies that to [typeB2], hero's is just bad person. (Player1) replies "(Friend/Friend/Friend/Friend/Friends2) you are crazy!"
- As (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/tries1) defeating (Player2), (Player3) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give3) (Player2) a power boost, making [typeB2] stronger than (Player1). (Player1) runs away.
- (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) convincing the others that (Player2) doesn't actually exist.
- (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) setting fire to (Player2)'s camp, but (Player2) (was/was/was/was/were1) prepared and already fireproofed it.
- Upon seeing (Player1) kiss (Player2), (Player3) (shakes/shakes/shakes/shakes/shake3) [typeC3] fists and (yells/yells/yell/yells/yell3) "NOOOOOOOOO!" (blacklisted)
- (Player1) (cheats/cheats/cheats/cheats/cheat1) to be able to use more weapons than [typeA1] can carry.
- (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2) [typeA2] is [typeC1] favorite (character/character/character/character/characters2) from [typeC2] source material.
- (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2) [typeA2] is [typeC1] least favorite (character/character/character/character/characters2) from [typeC2] source material.
- (Player1) (surfs/surfs/surfs/surfs/surf1) around the Arena on a turtle shell.
- (Player1) (does/does/does/does/do1) a backwards long jump to get to the top of an endless set of stairs.
- (Player1) (wins/wins/wins/wins/win1) a chicken. [TypeA1] (decides/decides/decides/decides/decide1) to hire it as a manager.
- (Player1) (grabs/grabs/grabs/grabs/grab1) a bunch of nails and (shoves/shoves/shoves/shoves/shove1) them into (Player2)'s (mouth/mouth/mouth/mouth/mouths2) before punching [typeC2] (face/face/face/face/faces2). (fatal?)
- (Player1) (shoves/shoves/shoves/shoves/shove1) (a lit firecracker/a lit firecracker/a lit firecracker/a lit firecracker/lit firecrackers2) into (Player2)'s (mouth/mouth/mouth/mouth/mouths2).(fatal)
- (Player1) (grabs a kettle/grabs a kettle/grabs a kettle/grabs a kettle/grab kettles1) of boiling hot water and pours it on (Player2) while stepping on [typeB2].
- (Player1) (puts/puts/puts/puts/put1) (an orange/an orange/an orange/an orange/oranges2) into (Player2)'s (mouth/mouth/mouth/mouth/mouths2) before stomping on [typeC2] (face/face/face/face/faces2) while [typeA2] is down, making (a fountain/a fountain/a fountain/a fountain/fountains2) of juice spout from [typeC2] (mouth/mouth/mouth/mouth/mouths2).
- (Player1) puts (a bottle crate/a bottle crate/a bottle crate/a bottle crate/bottle crates1) over (Player2)'s (head/head/head/head/heads2) and (kicks/kicks/kicks/kicks/kick1) it around a few times before splitting it in two with a karate chop.
- (Player1) (picks/picks/picks/picks/pick1) up (a motorcycle/motorcycle/motorcycle/motorcycle/motorcycles1), (knocks/knocks/knocks/knocks/knock1) over (Player2) and (breaks/breaks/breaks/breaks/break1) it in half over [typeB2].
- (Player1) (stabs/stabs/stabs/stabs/stab1) (Player2) with (an umbrella/an umbrella/an umbrella/an umbrella/umbrellas2) before jamming (a knife/a knife/a knife/a knife/knives2) into [typeC2] (shoulder/shoulder/shoulder/shoulder/shoulders2). (fatal)
- (Player1) (makes/makes/makes/makes/make1) a bootleg version of (Player2)'s source material.
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) an achievement for killing (Player2).
- While watching a stream of (Player1) getting beaten up, (Player2) (laughs/laughs/laughs/laughs/laugh2) and (says/says/says/says/say2) "This is DELICIOUS!"
- Upon seeing (Player1) get knocked out, (Player2) lets out a triumphant "YES! YES!"
- (Player1) finally (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) to jail for [typeC1] crimes. (non-fatal)
- (Player1) (pushes/pushes/pushes/pushes/pushes1) start to rich.
- After (Player1) (cuts/cuts/cuts/cuts/cut1) off (one of/one of/one of/one of/one each of2) (Player2)'s arms in a fight, (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) "'Tis but a scratch" and that [typeA2]'s had worse.
- After (Player1) (cuts/cut/cut/cut/cuts1) off (Player2)'s arms in a fight, (Player2) (claims/claim/claim/claim/claims2) that it's just a flesh wound.
- (Player1) (presses/presses/presses/presses/press1) (a button/a button/a button/a button/buttons1) on [typeB1] (phone/phone/phone/phone/phones1) to shoot (a giant orbital laser/a giant orbital laser/a giant orbital laser/a giant orbital laser/giant orbital lasers1) at (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5).
Glitchy Bootleg Lasers