08-14-2021, 02:19:42 AM
Seven. Lucky for these tributes, because they've lived past it.
NIGHT SEVEN
DAY EIGHT
- Realising he's behind on his earlier bet with Tamama, Aizawa sets about racking up the kills! Ice Bear has been left as cold as, well, ice!
- Once again, you have natural fire weaponry, you godforsaken idiot. But it seems Crocomire's failure has inspired Neptune to try putting together some flaming weapons of her own!
- Noi's music is more like Noi-se! Oh, come on, that one was good. You fuckers are just unpleasable. Anyway! It seems even Vanessa can't tolerate this sonic assault, because Noi is abruptly burned to a crisp in the midst of a vocal run to make Florence Foster Jenkins proud!
- Our next performers aren't slain on the spot, so I assume they're better! Though, their numbers seem quite unbalanced...
- Ah, whoops! Not the first time we've experienced a severe glitch, won't be the last. And with one last highly distinctive scream, Skid and Pump depart this reality!
- Did you know Pico canonically suffers from paranoid schizophrenia? It would certainly explain why he feels the need to barter with an inanimate object for his life!
- Twilight Sparkle! Enormously intelligent, a gifted sorcerer, literal royalty, quite possibly a demi-goddess depending on your view! As of right now, reduced to mopping floors by someone whose only power of note is the ability to put hairstylists out of business! HUMILIATION!
- Last but not least, I hear they're establishing a Genshin Impact theme park! In keeping with the spirit of the source material, you pay exorbitant fees to maybe get a ticket to the ride you want, alongside plenty of tickets to rides you don't!
DAY EIGHT
- And Tamama is ahead of Aizawa again! Pico is dead, slain by the discovery of a force more fire than his bars!
- Speaking from experience, genie-granted royalty ain't worth shit.
- Afraid of gacha characters, Twilight, are you? How... Actually, nah, that joke's getting rote.
- The other tributes love Kennifer almost as much as Kennifer loves alcohol! Isn't that heartwarming?
- Ah, yes, the dimension-hopping closet slash gym strikes again! You know, this is reminding me, we need more traps for the next season. Variety is the spice of life, as they say.
- I could honestly buy "Sharona" as the name of a Metroid planet! Take notes, Nintendo!
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