Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Kafkaesque]

Four means death in Japan. Perhaps they're on to something.

NIGHT THREE

• A monstrosity! Two children dressed as monstrosities! A living representation of a games console! An alien invader who does precious little invading! These disparate tributes are united by their love of... terrible rap? To the Lil Pump fans in the audience, I apologise for your bad taste.
  
• A hot mess, Aizawa is! And no amount of ancient dancing arts can change that!
  
• Speaking of Aizawa's dance instructor, he is currently venting his spleen against a vending machine! Yoshi may have misinterpreted his intentions, but I'm sure this very hungry dinosaur won't be disappointed at the chance to claim a free snack!
  
• More food shenanigans, as Nightmare shows a surprising aptitude for balancing acts! It's a pity Loona doesn't appreciate its handiwork. The hellhound is mostly just interested in how much meat she's being offered.
  
• The latest tribute to join the craze of injecting yourself with dubious syringes is Pico! He now has far more weapons than an Uzi and fire skills on the mic at his disposal!
  
• On the subject of events we've seen before, Team Snakemouth have, through subtle espionage, picked up the secrets of Cell's ancient dance powers! Now the Achievement Hunter Cast, too, are becoming privy to his secrets!
  
• Kennifer has no interest in the services BonziBuddy has to offer... but what kind of malware program would he be if he respected the user's wishes? "Hello, Not A Vampire!"
  
• Why a partridge, of all things? Van Driessen feels more like a peacock to me. Or perhaps a dove. Stop the war, man!
  
• Remember when I declared ferret transformations to be a hellhound power? It appears I was wrong! Charles Calvin here has exhibited such powers as well, and now all CATS' dignity is belong to him!
  
• And again, we have an event that occurred yesterday. Cecil draws on the same terrible T-pose power Loona utilised yesterday, and Lamar is cowed into submission. Ho hum, seen it all before.
  
• Would Noi make a decent monarch? Probably not. But it is not a genie's job to determine whether your wish is sensible to grant! Bow down to the Arena's new queen!
  
• Here at Julia Set, we are constantly working to come up with fresh new inconveniences for the tributes in the Hunger Games Simulator! The Camel With the Wrinkled Knees has encountered our latest creation - a disease that can infect plush toys!
  
• This ocarina is certainly being used as a weapon a lot, isn't it? Vanessa is the latest tribute to receive a face full of musical instrument, courtesy of Ice Bear! But she has the fortitude to recover quickly and escape!
  
• Toby Fox announces his newest daring project - Deltarune, the 3D port! It'll make development take another century, but will it not be worth it to see every hair on Ralsei's body in three glorious dimensions?
  
• Stop indeed. Empires rise and fall, but horny is eternal.
  
• Fuyuhiko attempts to serenade himself to sleep with a... Danger Opera! Get it? Geddit? Oh, come on, where's the love for a good pun these days?
  
• The night is almost over, and love is in the air! But Twilight turns out to have no interest in interspecies romance with a pirate, much to Don Karnage's despair.
  

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DAY FOUR

• Goat Mom has adopted two extremely eccentric new children! If the Underground didn't have a concept of Halloween before, it'll embrace "Spooky Month" before long!
  
• With his condition worsening, the Camel has been reduced to the fighting ability of a mere child! Nightmare apparently finds his decrepit state amusing enough to let him live after defeating him... though not without rubbing salt in the infected wound first.
  
• Hm? Did Pico have some connection to Pyra and Mythra I was not aware of, or is he simply not as apathetic as he would like the world to believe? Whatever the case, discovering the festering corpses of the duo has had a profound effect on him!
  
• The Achievement Hunter Cast are taught how to swear in... Chinese? Russian? Italian? Don't ask me what language this unfortunately named anime husbando speaks!
  
• Stabbed? Wrong term, I think. Mr. Van Driessen has crushed Team Snakemouth, tiny little creatures that they are! Move over, A Bug's Life, it is time for A Bug's Death!
  
• Hm. Our vending machines are unreliable at the best of times, but this is a new level of broken. The snacks must get lost somewhere between the sixth and seventh dimension, it's happened before, always annoying.
  
• There is one malware program Among Us!
  
• Kennifer is exploring our finely constructed artificial landscapes! Does the fact she can walk in the sunlight disprove any theories regarding her vampiric nature? A sparkly man tells me "no"!
  
• Out of character for a demon? Not this one! I miss the days when demons reliably wished to sacrifice you and consume your soul. Things were simpler then.
  
• CATS has been in one of those murdergame things with Vanessa before, if my sources are correct! It seems they developed a bond strong enough for him to be willing to defend her from Internet trolls with ridiculous haircuts!
  
• ...sorry. Even I have nothing to say to this. At least it has holes?
  
• Cell uses his powers to gain access to Charles's thoughts! Cell soon wishes he'd thought harder about which Tribute he wanted a mental link with! Certainly not the "greatest plan" he's ever had!
  
• Was the lie "I have been an interesting tribute"?
  
• This bird has flown... to an embarrassing, painful end! Succ on that, Poe!
  
• Deaths are like buses... you spend an eternity waiting for one, then two come along at once! Ice Bear has offered Kirby as a sacrifice, hoping to appease some ursine deity!
  
• After those deaths, we end the day on a heartwarming note, as many tributes gather to appreciate Loona's undeniable fluffiness! It doesn't look like she appreciates them back, though. Look at that eye twitch.
  

This is the end, my beautiful friend. For these tributes, at least.