Goofus & Gallant

[Dookie]

So it goes like this:

One person posts Goofus doing something bad, the next posts Gallant doing a similar thing in a good way. The same second Troubador posts Goofus doing another bad thing. 

Example:

T1: Goofus slams the door on his parents.

T2: Gallant opens the door for his parents. Goofus throws his vegetables on the floor.

T3: Gallant eats his vegetables. Goofus calls another kid a "Shitass."

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Goofus steals the cookies from the cookie jar.

[Guma]

Gallant gives the cookies to his friends.

Goofus always godmods in roleplays.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gallant always plans with his RPers on what to do before doing any actions that require two people.

Goofus microwaves his metal utensils.

[Dookie]

Gallant microwaves his Hot Pockets.

Goofus throws rocks at birds.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Gallant helps protect bird habitats.


Goofus sets churches on fire.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gallant donates to churches.

Goofus drives while incredibly intoxicated.

[TalesofUnder]

(Hey, uh, just checking. Isn't the format typically that Gallant goes first, and the next poster replies with what Goofus does?)

[Dookie]

(Hey, uh, just checking. Isn't the format typically that Gallant goes first, and the next poster replies with what Goofus does?)

Yes but I decided to do it the other way for some reason (aka laziness)

[TalesofUnder]

(It's... not that much effort? Besides, the other format allows for more comedic options.)