[Game] Three genies game

[wingedcatgirl]

Make a wish. Next poster grants it three ways via the Three Genies:

• Benevolent Genie: Gives you the best possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Literal Genie: Gives you the most precisely literal possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Jackass Genie: Gives you the worst possible interpretation of what you asked for
  

and then makes their own wish. Bear in mind, no genie gives you anything other than what you asked for.

Wish: I wish I knew how to code this damn place.

[Kennifer]

Benevolent Genie: You are now the best at coding, and you could probably literally code this in your sleep.

Literal Genie: This damn place is now the only thing you will ever be able to code, but you can do an ok job I guess.

Jackass Genie: You can now code it... but only as malware. Whoops.

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I wish I had more free time, without having to lose my job in order to have it.

[TenOfSwords13]

BG: You seem to be getting more breaks at work, and time seems to slow, just a little bit, when you're at home.

LG: Well, you lose something: Not your job, but your sleep schedule. You get more recreational activites done, but you have less sleep.

JG: You are very ill. Your boss gives you sick leave, so you can stay at home for a few days, but your "free time" is not enjoyable at all.

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I wish for infinite wishes.

[Guma]

BG: From now on, you can call upon the genie at any time for a wish, as long as you let it recharge between wishes.
LG: You have infinite wishes, all of which you must use right away. Enjoy spending the rest of your life here with no escape.
JG: Since you are technically the genie's master, you are arrested for permanent slavery.

I wish I could have a cat (I'm allergic).

[Kennifer]

Benevolent: You are no longer allergic to cats, so you also get a very sweet and friendly pet cat. Awww, it looks like Dusty...

Literal: You get a cat, but you're still allergic to them (after all, you didn't wish not to be allergic!)

Jackass: You get a tiger. It mauls you before you can find out if you're allergic to it or not.

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I wish to be able to change my haircolor at will.

[madface7]

Benevolent: You can change every aspect of your hair color, even mix it up with multiple colors at once and hidden layers of hair color!

Literal: You can't change your hair color unless you're looking at a guy named Will.

Jackass: OK, you can change your hair color at will! But you can either have it your natural color or an ugly shade of green.

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I wish I was a girl.

[Guma]

BG: The genie does nothing. After all, you're already a girl. Trans rights!
LG: You get breasts and female genitalia. Good luck getting used to them.
JG: The genie erases your memories and reforms you into a sexist entitled Karen.

I wish my groupmates could work with me on my group project.

[wingedcatgirl]

B: Suddenly, you and your groupmates gain the ultimate power of cooperation, and manage to not only find a time to meet up, but by bouncing ideas off each other, finish it in record time and make a truly high-quality product!
L: Nothing changes. It's a group project, being able to work with your group is what it means.
J: You and your groupmates are thrown into a tiny dungeon cell and not permitted to leave until the project is done.

Wish: I wish... for some cake.

[Dookie]

Benevolent Genie: You get an infinite supply of cake, and it doesn't affect your health at all.

Literal Genie: You get CAKE's "Fashion Nugget" on CD.

Jackass Genie: You form an addiction to cake, which ends up making you suffer from Weight Gain, Diarrehia, and Type 2 Diabetes.

I wish for a new book.

[Kennifer]

Bene.: It's the best book you've ever read, and you find a new favorite author while reading it.

Lit.: It's a new book that was just published today. It might be good, it might be terrible.

Jack.: It's the worst book you ever read, it's a real doorstopper, and you have to read every single word AND write a book report to prove it.

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I wish for eternal youth.

[Magolor]

Benevolent Genie: You don't grow old, but stay at a reasonably young age (say, mid-20s), unless you're under that; Death is still certainly possible. there's a lot of personal preferences you didn't include here ahhh
Literal Genie: You don't age, and are literally incapable of dying. However, stuff like invincibility? No. You're still able to be hurt, but you'll never stop functioning. If you get chopped up into pieces, or anything as unrecoverable, you'll never rot, and would still be conscious of the events, though pain is impossible. Say it's like an out-of-body experience or something.
Jackass Genie: Makes you an immortal embryo capable of comprehending the body horror!!!

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