01-31-2022, 20:35:28 PM
Anyway, Ah said Ah needed yer help with somethin'. So let's get ta that. Ya see, our authors are kinda... not in the office today because Ah may have accidently got them poached by the next settlement over. So uh... Ah'll need ya to write a few things while we wait for replacements. Here's what Ah need from each of ya.
Ah need two patriotic math problems. Ya know the type, the "Five Noble Perfect Alliance Sorts do so-and-so many good things against those evil wicked traitors, solve for some x or other".
Ah also need some literary passages to dissect. Obviously, propaganda type things. Apparently Sendri's been promisin' ta get the readin' list reduced ta one book written by them, but they haven't made that book yet, so we need a stop-gap. Ah jus' need one of these from each of ya, jus' have a thing, paragraph, sentence, doesn't matter, with a lot of symbolism in it that praises the Alliance.
An' while Ah'm thinkin' of it, come up with a reason biology or economics or some other science means the Alliance is the best. For example, "the basic principles of physics, most notably the second law of thermodynamics, means that the Alliance is the best place because we minimize our entropy output, thus extendin' the life of the universe by thousands of years" or somethin' like that. Jus' one of those.
Challenge is go.
Ah need two patriotic math problems. Ya know the type, the "Five Noble Perfect Alliance Sorts do so-and-so many good things against those evil wicked traitors, solve for some x or other".
Ah also need some literary passages to dissect. Obviously, propaganda type things. Apparently Sendri's been promisin' ta get the readin' list reduced ta one book written by them, but they haven't made that book yet, so we need a stop-gap. Ah jus' need one of these from each of ya, jus' have a thing, paragraph, sentence, doesn't matter, with a lot of symbolism in it that praises the Alliance.
An' while Ah'm thinkin' of it, come up with a reason biology or economics or some other science means the Alliance is the best. For example, "the basic principles of physics, most notably the second law of thermodynamics, means that the Alliance is the best place because we minimize our entropy output, thus extendin' the life of the universe by thousands of years" or somethin' like that. Jus' one of those.
Challenge is go.
I am the They who says it!

