[Fin] The Murder-Free Hotel

[wingedcatgirl]

"Nope, you ain't imagining it," the pineapple says to Ruby. "I've always been able to talk. Thought everyone knew that."

[Kennifer]

"I know I look a mess. Just got back, and... Don't wanna go to my room right now, as it's... you know. Upstairs."

[PointMaid]

It's okay, I'm not... hung up on appearances. And it's kinda cool.

Then she looks at the pineapple. Um... I've never seen you there before, so no I didn't know that.

[wingedcatgirl]

"I haven't been here this whole time!" the pineapple exclaimed. "I just thought people knew pineapples in general could talk. Always seemed like common knowledge."

[Kennifer]

"I've... never seen a pineapple talk before. In real life, anyway. Dunno if I saw one talk in a cartoon or web video or something. Mind's still a bit foggy from... yeah."

[PointMaid]

Yeah, I've got some fog myself from... never mind... but I definitely don't remember pineapples talking. I'm pretty sure I would have remembered that. Not even GMO pineapples.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gary Busey suddenly wakes up and notices the talking pineapple.

You all act like that's so unusual. I've seen all kinds of talking fruit in my day. But what would be really crazy? Talking bread. How is dough supposed to talk?

[Kennifer]

"Can't say I've seen bread talk either... again though, brain fuzzy. Does... does that go away after a while? Never died before."

[PointMaid]

If it's from... that... it should go away, I think. Did for me.

I suppose I can imagine yeast having a language. Lots of things communicate in molecules.

[wingedcatgirl]

"I got eaten, and I'm already clearheaded as an ice sculpture."

[Kennifer]

"I was... executed. Got knocked around in an elevator and thrown into the circuit board."

Amanda pauses a moment.

"I'd turned my hair white before then, but the way it's sticking out is... I'm guessing from the electrocution. I'd kinda gotten knocked out before then, though. But yeah... Hate elevators even more than stairs now."

[PointMaid]

Ugh. Sorry to hear it. I got shot through the head once... that was not fun. It cleared up once I got here, though. Strange place.

[Kennifer]

"Good to know it'll clear up eventually..."

[PointMaid]

Hopefully. I can't guarantee anything.

[Kennifer]

"Well, any less woozy would be good."

Amanda smiles nervously.

[SmilyCube112]

At that point, Calli walks into the Kitchen looking to get herself something to eat............except she was staring at her phone as she was walking in. She doesn't even look away as she prepares her meal.

[artsyGeek]

[Meanwhile, Rebel's making an attempt to bake something. Noticing Calli not even paying attention to whatever she's making, he pokes her as a reminder.]

"Hey, uh? Watch your food for a bit, please."

[SmilyCube112]

"OH, right! Thanks." She says, hastily trying to get focused on her cooking.

[Kennifer]

I'll just yeet some characters into various places in case anyone wants to interact with anyone.

--Lobby/Front Desk area--

Amanda is still trying to get her bearings. And still has mostly-white hair sticking out every which way. Yeah she could probably change the color but she's not caring so much right now.

--Pool--

Alexis has come down to the pool to swim some laps.

--Kitchen--

Let's say... Tonya comes in here to bake some brownies. Yum, chocolatey!

--Arcade--

And... Kennifer has come in here. She's playing some kind of hunting/shooting game, and it would seem that even with the mindwipe she's still quite a good shot.

(Holly and Vriska are both in their rooms.)

[SmilyCube112]

Calli, after having finished prepping her meal and putting it in the oven to cook, turns her attention back to her phone - She really seems like she doesn't want to miss whatever's being streamed on her phone.

[PointMaid]

Reina comes in the front door to the lobby.

I... guess I need a room.

Then she sees she's not alone.

[Kennifer]

Amanda notices Reina and just kinda... flinches. She doesn't say anything, though.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The Big Bossman walks up to Reina and Amanda. He notices a bit of tension.


You look like you two know each other. And somethin' seems off....

[Kennifer]

"We... were in a killing game together. And not exactly on the same side, either..."

[PointMaid]

Were? Did I get out? I thought I got out, until I saw that this was a hotel, and you. Again.

But... yeah, I, ah. Kinda voted to execute her.