03-18-2021, 11:23:43 AM
Okay, he's obviously fucking useless. Hold him down, Haruka, PLEASE! I just want to skin him with no anesthetics at all and then maybe rub salt onto his exposed muscle tissue... actually I wonder if that would be a good food product? Probably not. POINT IS, Bakugo is fucking useless, and go get a second crowbar and break his limbs so he doesn't struggle too much when I remove his skin so he provides SOMETHING to this escape attempt. Or at very least... promise me you won't begrudge me his death. You may think I'm CRAZY, but Bakugo is just USELESS. He's like the... the orphan who's the secret heir to some vast fortune or a fucking pointless fiefdom, or the destined holy priest of some dumb religion adventurers have to escort around, SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK HAS A FIEFDOM ANYMORE KYRONIL KILLED ALL THE NOBLES CENTURIES AGO and the orphan is always tripping over rocks and being upset and you just want to spit them upon a pike and leave them in the wilderness and you can't because the job is REALLY lucrative and then they inevitably attract all kinds of bandits and they can't even hold a sword and they want to be like you when the grow up and then if they DO follow their ambition, they're just the most INSUFFERABLE pricks who end up as mercenaries rather than adventurers, and FUCKING VELS I HATE HIM.
Her wild tangent aside, Kellensea's words are searing hot with rage, in between the mood swings to cheerly talk about rubbing salt onto a living creature's exposed muscles potentially being a food product, and an intense bitterness with the first part of the orphan rant, before settling into a fairly constant intensity rage for the rest of her spiel.
Her wild tangent aside, Kellensea's words are searing hot with rage, in between the mood swings to cheerly talk about rubbing salt onto a living creature's exposed muscles potentially being a food product, and an intense bitterness with the first part of the orphan rant, before settling into a fairly constant intensity rage for the rest of her spiel.
I am the They who says it!

