Escape from Zombie Park Island

[madface7]

Demo walks up to Pico and grabs his shoulders.

"I'msoryas for whats I did to ye I'm s uch a bleedin' iditot and I ia don'tfg igpfdgdjsknlgdf djafbsdlkfjanskd;l"

He starts crying.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico flinches and aggressively pushes the Demoman away.] “Ey! Keep your fuckin’ hands off! Listen, I know you're upset I didn't give you a fuckin’ zombie repellent bottle, and... I'm still not over you fuckin’ laughin’ at me the other day for gettin’ bit, but I guess I can put that aside for now—but can you at least bother to fuckin’ tell me before you go around gropin’ my goddamn shoulders like you think you're my fuckin’ dad or somethin’!?”

[madface7]

"Everyone thinks I'm," he descends into aggressive sobbing, "god, dammit..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Skiggs shakes his head at the sight of Demoman.

Damn brotha needs to lay off the bottle. He's way too jumbled up.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico spends the better half of a minute trying to parse Demo's drunken rant.] “Everyone thinks you're god? ...The hell kinda bullshit cult would worship a drunken fatass like you?”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Why you gotta hit the bottle for, man? Whatever you have wrong with you, you'll still have the same problems regardless if you're drunk or not. You need to figure out how to deal with yourself.

[madface7]

"That's not what I bloodeh said but at tshi opints it mightas well be because I'm sucha s goddamn ashhole and agjag angmbfdkjh sadjkgbnsamglkalksdjgjhas"

[Guma]

You knowe, actething as a guard is not out of the questione yet, for me at least.

[Kennifer]

"Jeez, is he gonna be okay?"

[KungFuCutbug]

“Doubt it,” [Pico bluntly responds to Kim.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Drinking will definitely ruin a person. Wonder how he was before he became what he is now?

[Dookie]

Elizabeth wakes up.

“Uh....what did I miss?”

[madface7]

Demo has fallen asleep on the floor, bottle in hand.

[KungFuCutbug]

“...A lot. Let's just say you missed a whooole goddamn lot. Good news is, nobody's dead. Bad news is, Demo over here might as fuckin’ well be; considerin’ how fuckin’ wasted he is right now, I'm surprised the damn liver failure hasn't kicked in yet.” [Pico crosses his arms and looks away from the sorry sight of the Demoman, peering at Elizabeth over his shoulder.] “Oh, but I'll fuckin’ betcha the Doc would just bring his ass right back with the fuckin’ zombie virus, and then he'd bloody kill us all while she wouldn't bat a fuckin’ eye.” [Did he just say “bloody”? Maybe the Scot's rubbing off on him too much. He takes a step away from the Demoman, just in case.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Drunk ass..., Skiggs says looking at Demoman, before turning his attention to Elizabeth.

Now we're just trying to figure out who wrote those notes. The one we found today is written differently than the ones before.

[PointMaid]

[Now that the challenge is over, I can announce zombie bites for the day. Randomized except for those that are immune for the day by virtue of zombie repellant. Night phase will start as usual at 10:00pm Eastern. Next Day Phase will, as requested, last for two IRL days.]

I have looked through the tapes of today's challenge. I believe that after Pico brought my pteranodon home, some of you went up to him and gave him a pet? As lovely as he is, and as tempting as it might be, please exercise care around all my animals. It would appear Hifumi Yamada and Elizabeth were bitten.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Hifumi again? Pico facepalms. At least he wasn't the only one here with the dubious honor of getting bitten twice. Elizabeth, though... he's worried about her.]

[Guma]

This is not goode. Especially for Hifumi. The more times you rolleth the dice, the more likely they are to cometh up tails.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Pico got bitten twice and got lucky. Can we say the same for Hifumi? Can't really trust luck too much. And Elizabeth got bitten? I just don't understand why the hell you would bring kids to this damn place, like her and Issac! They got their whole lives ahead of them! They shouldn't have to worry about all this zombie shit! That's worse than that useless drunk we got!

[KungFuCutbug]

“Took the fuckin’ words right outta my goddamn mouth, Skiggs.” [Pico scowls, thinking back to the first night they spent on the island, with the luau and everything. He'd called Dr. Frankie out for thinking that Isaac was anywhere near qualified or mentally prepared enough for this—“You hired a fuckin’ baby!”—but he'd completely forgotten about Elizabeth.] “Kids had a real bright fuckin’ future ahead of ‘em, and now there's a 50/50 shot that it's gonna be taken from ‘em because the Doc didn't fuckin’ vet her applications.”

[Dookie]

“Oh...oh no.....NOOOOOO-”

She was glad that everyone was standing up for her, and she did hope that she was going to be ok when she woke up, but she knew inside that luck was probably not on her side. She needed a miracle.

She starts to cry.

[Huney]

"Oh, I sure did miss a lot!" Says Dr. Coomer, only now leaving his room.

"I apologize, everyone. I was. Thinking. About different things!"

[PointMaid]

In Dr. Frankie's Office

She hears every word through her monitors. They're not right, are they? They signed up knowing what they were getting into. Even Isaac and Elizabeth. She knows it was in the recruitment material.

And what she's doing is important, isn't it? Not just bringing back extinct animals, but the rest of it. All the rest of it. Surely she can't share the experiments she's doing on herself. They wouldn't believe it. They... the pain, they wouldn't tolerate it. They can't possibly consent to what she's doing. They wouldn't tolerate her. Wouldn't forgive her. But then, they probably wouldn't already.

She adds something from a hidden bottle -- finishing it, she'll have to make more -- to her usual cocktail. And when she drinks it, she winces. She deserved that pain.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, back to business. We need to find out who wrote the notes. Pico found paper earlier and I know everyone has some kind of writing utensil since I made a whole bunch of you all uncomfortable inspecting you all. And again, I apologize for it; just getting ahead of myself. But if you will all please write someone on one of the papers, maybe we can rule out some suspects. I'll go first.

> Skiggs writes something down on one of the papers

[Guma]

Rouxls quietly handed Elizabeth some Dark Candy.