Escape from Zombie Park Island

[KungFuCutbug]

“Percival?” [Pico walks over to Percival.] “You don't look like a Percival. You look more like a... Stacy or... somethin’. But anyways—the name's Pico, icon of the Newgrounds. Nice to meetcha.”

[PointMaid]

I am the proprietress of this place, Dr. Frankie. Anyway, to answer your specific question, Mr. Bryan, there will not be another boat here for seven days.

[door-kun]

"Miss Frankie? What do you mean by this? Why are we here? And it is nice to meet you, Mister Pico, Mister Percival, Mister Tavish, Mister. Coomer, and Mister Bryan! But I would like to know why I, along with these others, have been brought here.  . "

[Florien]

SEVEN DAYS?! God save us from this fate! I will keep you all alive to the best of my ability until then... Surely the undead creatures do not need to be cared for, for they are not alive, correct? Oh why oh why couldn't it be taxidermy, like a normal person does...

WJB doesn't even notice Maybury panicking, he's so horrified by this statement that he'll be trapped with these HEATHENS for seven days.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

An African-American man with black and white clothing and a purple jacket appears.

Damn, I'm at some zombie park island with a whole bunch of other people. Well, guess I'll introduce myself. You all can call me Mr. Skiggs.

[Kennifer]

"I mean, all we have to do is not get bit, y'know?"

Kim didn't see what was so difficult about avoiding having animals bite you.

[MadeOfMilk]

I-I don't wanna get bit...

[door-kun]

"That may be true, Miss Kim, but these creatures must have a far higher power level then any of us do! Even I might not be able to fend off the beasts. . ."

Hifumi thought that this situation was a huge problem .  . .He had always been terrible in PE Class, this wouldn't be an exception . . .He wished to be home, to work on his newest, and first original project.  .Ah, well, desperate times called for desperate measures, and he had to try.

[PointMaid]

Mr. Yamada, is it? You all signed up to work here, or so I was led to believe. I have your resumes. And yes, Mr. Bryan. The animals will need looking after.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, with how this goes, it will probably be one of us brothers who gets bit first.

Skiggs turns his attention to Tavish.

We need to watch ourselves, badly.

[KungFuCutbug]

“And half the people here are ragin’ lunatics. Great.” [Pico scoffs.] “Now I'm even more concerned about the doctor lady's ability to vet applications. Couldn't you have done, like, some sorta background scr...?” [He cuts himself off. If they DID have some sort of background screening, he almost certainly wouldn't be standing here right now. Then again, he's... not entirely sure he WANTS to be here.]

[Zanreo]

Well, have you prayed here for 7 days? Part of the job is fine. It would be nice if I could get out a little... (So we're stuck here for seven days? The work part is fine, I just hope I can avoid getting bit...)

[artsyGeek]

"We all signed up for this, huh?" [Percy stopped to think for a bit.] "It's good to know we're not working here involuntarily. Anyways, what are we supposed to do here?"

[MadeOfMilk]

Isaac tried to formulate a plan. How could he get out of this?

That's when he realized he was stuck here. With demons. And crazy people.

I wanna get off the island...

Meanwhile, God ate popcorn as He watched Isaac struggling below. This was going to be good.

[Florien]

An unholy wail of despair rips forth from WJB's throat as he comes to grips with this most miserable situation.

This sort of thing would NEVER happen if we had a bimetal standard!!! Oh... what work must we do first, we might as well get it over with...

He looks dejected, and is leaning on his huge solid gold cross for support.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Skiggs looks at Pico's Uzi.

Damn, kid, where'd you get that hardware? You gotta hook me with up somethin' like that. I'm kinda like Robin Hood, hacking away from all these corrupt millionaires and ol' Robin needs his bow and arrow. Or something a little more modern, rather. Fancy-ass gun you got there.

[Huney]

Dr. Coomer looks to Hifumi, with a smile. 

"Oh, please, I'm Mr. Dr. Coomer. I didn't go through science school to be called just Mr. Coomer, haha!"

[PointMaid]

Oh, I'll give you jobs tomorrow. For now, luau!

Dr. Frankie opens a beer and starts dancing to the "The Time Warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico looks at Mr. Skiggs, twirls his Uzi in his hand, and grins. It's impossible to tell if it's a genuinely happy grin, an egotistical grin, or a sadistic grin.] “Oh, my gun's piqued your interest, has it? This thing's custom-made. It's... kinda hard for me to get guns legally, since I've been told I look like a little kid. I'm sure I could hook you up with somethin’ once we're outta this damn park.”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Would definitely appreciate that. You'll be paid quite well for what you give me too.

Skiggs grabs some barbecue and starts eating it.

This seems like this would be quite a job.

[Zanreo]

"Law! We can even enjoy it before work starts tomorrow! I'm also hungry..." (Right! Might as well enjoy this before work starts tomorrow! And I'm getting hungry...) Google Translate says as she starts grabbing some food.

[MadeOfMilk]

Isaac sheepishly grabbed at some food. He briefly considered grabbing one of the alcoholic drinks, like he did that one time when Mom wasn't looking.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico laughs and makes a mental note to himself about Mr. Skiggs before also going over to the refreshments table and grabbing himself something to snack on.]

[artsyGeek]

[Percy also grabs something to snack as well.]

[Florien]

William, shocked that people aren't saying grace, has a brief moral panic, and then summons a silver knife and golden fork with which to eat. He then eats in a manner which can only be described as "morally panicked". Meanwhile, his cross of gold falls over and crushes an unused table.