09-21-2021, 18:07:50 PM
You wake up to a loud, staticky noise through your earpieces early in the morning. You realize it's the Spymaster sighing.
Ughhhhhhh. Okay. So. None of you killed each other last night. That didn't stop two of you from dying. Evil Jay Leno doubled back to get more chicken wings from the party and managed to choke on one of them, and Wario... some celebrity or other crashed his car, jumped out, and shot him. Trent Renzor or something?
You hear some clicking.
Trent Reznor. Your extraction team members should arrive soon, graduates. Just wait in the park, they'll be there. Everyone else, stand by, I have some things to say.
Ughhhhhhh. Okay. So. None of you killed each other last night. That didn't stop two of you from dying. Evil Jay Leno doubled back to get more chicken wings from the party and managed to choke on one of them, and Wario... some celebrity or other crashed his car, jumped out, and shot him. Trent Renzor or something?
You hear some clicking.
Trent Reznor. Your extraction team members should arrive soon, graduates. Just wait in the park, they'll be there. Everyone else, stand by, I have some things to say.
I am the They who says it!