[Dangan] Free Association: Part One. Day 6: "Graduation Day"

[Florien]

[9]: "Oh, Eastman? Heavens no, no one knew Eastman. He practically lived in the sewers. He'd been down here for so long that I don't think any people outside of the sanitation department even knew his name. And he had a nametag, so that's quite an impressive feat! You know, I hear that there's lizards down here. I'm not talking about normal wall lizards, I'm talking about full-on lizard people! They don't control the government though. And why they'd live in the sewers instead of among the surface worlders I don't know. Actually, they might just be bald sewer rats which people wish were lizard people because that would be less alarming than a sewer rat big enough to pass for something like that. Also, I hear we have a fatberg somewhere! It's not my department, of course, but there's talk of selling the fuel that'll be made out of it to the highest bidder to pay for the extraction. It won't remotely cover the cost, but still, it's an idea. You know, some guy flushed golf balls down into here? 'Flushable' golf balls, apparently. They'll print 'flushable' on anything that'll fit down the pipe, never mind if it's going to accumulate into a vile mass blocking the tunnels. So, did you see the game? I thought not. I didn't either. Antisports league forwards! It's all my co-workers talk about you know..."

How they manage to go on so long while breathing in this terrible sewer air is mystifying. As usual, the first part of their words were useful, before the tangents started.