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03-11-2021, 21:08:10 PM
Pretty simple game. Someone posts a sentence or two and the next poster continues the story. I'll start:
Once there was a man named Julio. He lived in Chile and worked as a cashier. "I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much!" - Tulio
03-11-2021, 21:28:55 PM
Until Santa Claus broke through the roof and told Julio to come with him.
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03-11-2021, 21:32:30 PM
So Julio followed Santa in his sleigh, until they made it to the North Pole.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
03-11-2021, 22:00:29 PM
Up at the North Pole, Julio and Santa ran into a bunch of bad elves.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
03-11-2021, 22:01:52 PM
They were in a 100-year war with the good elves over ownership of the land.
03-11-2021, 22:05:30 PM
They captured Santa and Julio and started to interrogate them. "Who is this man?!" said the chief bad elf, Gromlek.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
03-17-2021, 20:16:36 PM
Santa slapped Gromlek into the sun
"I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much!" - Tulio
03-18-2021, 01:34:45 AM
But then Gromlek's loyal followers all point their guns at Santa after he killed their beloved leader.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
03-18-2021, 07:32:56 AM
Santa was viciously gunned down, and Gromlek's loyalists appointed a new Santa, named Jimmy Harold, who gave the bad elves ownership of the north pole. Julio was horrified.
I am the They who says it!
03-18-2021, 13:45:44 PM
Soon, kids were getting Beer, Porn, and Violent Video Games on Christmas.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
03-18-2021, 19:52:35 PM
The parents complained, but hey, the kids were happy.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
06-07-2021, 19:06:08 PM
Until one day, Mr. Harold was running low on supplies, and knowing his activities would be easily traced, he sought out a proxy.
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