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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Arm yourself well and/or find an army to help.
Soseki arms himself and all his Shakespeare goons with bombs that look like the skulls from Hamlet, and squirt guns that shoot contact nerve poison. Oh, and some boring monologues, too.

2. Find out where Felicity is being kept.
Four words: Eenie Meenie Miney Moe. Luckily, Soseki lands on the Totally Not The Russian Mafia Base No Really We Just Sell Matyroshka Dolls.

3. Fight your way through and kill as many as those Russian Mafia members as you can that are holding her hostage.
Soseki's goons burst in guns blazing, attempting to penetrate the armor of the goons (who all wear matyroshka outfits because... I don't fucking know) with their bombs and then shooting the poison. They recite monologues so boring at the remaining goons that they die of falling asleep.

4. Rescue Felicity and bring her back to my mansion safe and sound.
Soseki Secures the Subject, Safe and Sound, and calls on Slick Eddie to get a ride back to the mansion.

5. Get the Russian Mafia back by raiding one of their own main bases.
When the Russian Mafia return to one of their bases, they find an odd piece of graffiti saying “Soseki Solemnly Stakes this Spot! (P.S. The base is filled with poisonous gas.)” And what do you know? It was.

Soseki has rolled a 7, 9, 3, 4 and 2 for a total of 25 points.

1.      You manage to secure you and the Shakespeare goons with skull bombs and the poison squirt guns and some decently boring monologues. You and you people are prepared for battle. To be or not to be? Not to be, you get ready to tell the Russians.

2.      And you do indeed land on the “Totally Not The Russian Mafia Base No Really We Just Sell Matyroshka Dolls” store. And not only are you not fooled by it, you managed to convince everyone in town it's not a legitimate store either. It gets the attention of everyone, who get angry they don't have a place to shop for Matyroshka dolls and raid the place and start the riot. You successfully ruined their front as you head inside with your goons.

3.      But yeah, they are all armed with their own weaponry and have masks on and special suits that protect themselves from the poison. And the monologues isn't really phasing them either. If anything, if they weren't trying to kill you, they are slightly interesting in the thespian skills you all bring to these.

4.      You still have to evade the Russians, but you do find Felicia and escort her out. Slick Eddie takes his sweet ass time to get there, so you both have to evade the Russians. But he does get there and you manage to get her back to Carmello safe and sound.

5.      The Russians, still having their masks on, see the graffiti. And they also see you too, gagging to death on the poison gas. Should have worn a mask there, pal. But they come after you and fire at you before you hitch a ride on the ambulance to be treated for poisoning. You make it out without having to go into the ICU, but that certainly could have gone way better.