09-12-2021, 21:44:11 PM
(09-12-2021, 21:28:02 PM)Florien Wrote: Tropico versus Russia? Ha! It's like that time I sold Russia weapons and stole the winter palace so that I could take the weapons back when they invaded!
Step one: Call upon the TROPICAN ARMY to show up here! It has tanks, it has planes, it has drones, it has guys in jeeps!
Step two: Well, obviously, finding out where Felicity is is easy! Just send out a drone to look for her!
Step three: Swoop in with the might of TROPICO to destroy the Russian Mafia compound! Bombs from the sky, Drones blasting people in the streets, Tanks firing through the walls, and infantry being THERE!
Step four: Well, there won't be enough mafia left to stop her from just walking back on her own. But provide an armed escort anyway, the infantry has to do SOMETHING to be useful.
Step five: Send Tropican Hackers to drain all the accounts of the Russian Mafia, and cause the buildings to burn down by overheating their computers. That'll show them.
El Presidente has rolled a 2, 8, 10, 3 and 7 for a total of 30 points.
1. You tried to get ahold of the Tropican Army, but they have not responded to you, the Presidente! Why is that? Maybe they're all too busy fighting some war or something for the great nation of Tropico. Either way, you and Penultimo are on your own for the time being.
2. The drone you sent to find Felicity is very successful as you manage to find her within a matter of seconds. Onwards to her you go!
3. You finally managed to get the Tropican Army here. They come on in and massacre the Russian Mafia members present with all your military might. Bombing everything, the infantry shooting everyone and the drones blasting them all away. But they all get carried away and start killing off innocents in the streets. It's become problematic to the point where the US Government declared this as an Act of War and send their own army after yours. Congratulations, you have started World War III.
4. Felicity is too scared of the chaos, between the Russians getting slaughtered and the Tropican and US armies battling, she bolts off out of sight. All you can do is hope she makes it out OK and make it to Carmello's all safe.
5. The hackers do their job quite well. All the accounts of the Russian Mafia have been drained and sent to your own personal bank accounts in Tropico. And their computers get so hot, it sets their compound ablaze. You have made a nice little dent in the Russian Mafia, all in the great name of Tropico.
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