09-12-2021, 21:28:02 PM
Tropico versus Russia? Ha! It's like that time I sold Russia weapons and stole the winter palace so that I could take the weapons back when they invaded!
Step one: Call upon the TROPICAN ARMY to show up here! It has tanks, it has planes, it has drones, it has guys in jeeps!
Step two: Well, obviously, finding out where Felicity is is easy! Just send out a drone to look for her!
Step three: Swoop in with the might of TROPICO to destroy the Russian Mafia compound! Bombs from the sky, Drones blasting people in the streets, Tanks firing through the walls, and infantry being THERE!
Step four: Well, there won't be enough mafia left to stop her from just walking back on her own. But provide an armed escort anyway, the infantry has to do SOMETHING to be useful.
Step five: Send Tropican Hackers to drain all the accounts of the Russian Mafia, and cause the buildings to burn down by overheating their computers. That'll show them.
Step one: Call upon the TROPICAN ARMY to show up here! It has tanks, it has planes, it has drones, it has guys in jeeps!
Step two: Well, obviously, finding out where Felicity is is easy! Just send out a drone to look for her!
Step three: Swoop in with the might of TROPICO to destroy the Russian Mafia compound! Bombs from the sky, Drones blasting people in the streets, Tanks firing through the walls, and infantry being THERE!
Step four: Well, there won't be enough mafia left to stop her from just walking back on her own. But provide an armed escort anyway, the infantry has to do SOMETHING to be useful.
Step five: Send Tropican Hackers to drain all the accounts of the Russian Mafia, and cause the buildings to burn down by overheating their computers. That'll show them.
I am the They who says it!