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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

First off, Escargoon's gotta gather the snult (snail cult). Backup's important in this situation, after all. All the snultists get weapons that they can conceal under their clothes. He also makes his snultists dress up like bodyguards to make it seem like they're snescorting famed actor Johnny B. Goomy. Oh yeah and Escargoon just puts on those fucking glasses with the fake nose and 'stache, maybe staff'll be stupid enough to fall for it.

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

Escargoon surrounds himself with his "bodyguards" as they "escort" "Johnny B. Goomy" to the plane.

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

The snultists can do that for him. If any guards make it past them, then Escargoon's got an invention he whipped up that can zap them into unconsciousness.

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

Put them in the plane, duh! Right in the luggage compartments! It's only logical!

5. Take them back to the mansion.

Might as well put his old pilot license to good use and just.... fly it back to the mansion. Of course, other henchmen are in the  pit with him to serve as co-pilot and flight engineer.

Escargoon has rolled a 4, 2, 6, 5 and 2 for a total of 19 points.

1.      You were only able to get some of your fellow Escargoonists to join you. The others are still trying to snecruit more snembers into your snurch. They do get a few snandguns to conceal. And you wear a not-so-convincing fake nose and mustache. Well, let's see how it works.

2.      Unfortunately for you, as you and the “bodyguards” head up and introduce yourself as “Johnny B. Goomy”, the real Johnny B. Goomy shows up, quickly exposing you all as frauds. They call security and escort you all off the airport premises.

3.      But you all find a hole in a fence and make your way to the runway where your snultists get into a gun fight with the guards. A couple of them get killed, but you use your invention to knock the guards unconscious, so you can clear out the plane.

4.      You can only stuff so many weapons in the luggage compartments. They can't handle them all. But you do have a decent amount ready for you all to go.

5.      And as you get ready to fly, you realize it won't start. You look and find out the problem. It's out of fuel. And the FBI come by and surround you all and arrest you. But thankfully, some of your loyal snultists hear about your arrest and rescue you before being taken to snison and you're back at the mansion, your mission not very successful.