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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

[After several minutes, Pizzabug emerges from their bedroom, significantly calmed down but with their face still streaked red from their tears. They wipe their face on their sleeve, taking a deep breath in.] "looks like I don't have a choice... what's the task again?" [As they give it a brief look over, a slight grin twitches onto their face for a bit.] "ohoho! I was practically born for this challenge! let's fucking do this."

1. Equip yourself with weapons from the storage room, maybe a disguise or two, and any way you can break into the airport unnoticed.

> same as on Day 1: grab a gun for ranged combat and an axe for melee (you'd use your own axe, but that'd be suspicious). you don't particularly need to get a disguise—you can just use your cosplays, since they're basically infinite disguises in one

2. Make your way into the airport undetected.

> get into a Sobble cosplay and drench yourself in water so you turn invisible, then head to the airport on foot. once there, dry yourself off, swap into a cosplay of a nondescript airport security guard from the Simpsons (hey, if it works, it works), and make your way in, claiming to work at the airport

3. Raid the plane and incapacitate or kill any guards that you can.

> once you find the airplane you're supposed to raid, just go in guns blazing, shooting anyone who tries to come close and chopping off heads with the axe if you have to

4. Collect the weapons and stow them away.

> after making sure everyone on the plane except you is dead, move all the corpses off of the plane, probably by just throwing them out the door onto the ground below you. then, grab some of those carts airports use to bring briefcases to the baggage claim, stow them in the cargo hold, and throw the axe and the gun you used in with the rest of the weapons. no use in getting the weapons off the plane, because you have different plans...

5. Take them back to the mansion.

> ...those being, swap into a cosplay of Snoopy in his World War I flying ace attire and fly the plane to Carmello's mansion yourself! land it in the grass nearby, taking great care to avoid hitting the mansion with it, and transport the weapons from the plane to the mansion using the cargo carts you pilfered earlier

Pizzabug has rolled a 3, 7, 1, 2 and 6 for a total of 19 points.

1.      All you can find is some axe, which is of the lumberjack variety, that cuts down trees. But it's better than nothing. All you can do is hope the cosplay will aid you well.

2.      Your invisible Pokemon cosplay succeeds in getting you into the airport. And you turn into the Simpsons guard and that also works well for you, not even having everyone think twice why you have yellow skin.

3.      But unfortunately, once you get to the plane, they're all ready for you. All the guards have their guns and snipers have their rifles pointed at you. You try to fight back, but you just get riddled with bullets. The gun battle ending with your body looking like bloody Swiss cheese as they leave your festering corpse for the crows to eat. But again, the paramedics come to your aid and revive you. You're good as new.

4.      Unfortunately for you, all the baggage carts are taken by the entire staff. You can't find a spare one to save your soul. The weapons are still on the plane at the very least, not that it helps your mounting frustrations.

5.      You get in your Snoopy cosplay and say “hell with it”, fly the plane yourself and bring the weapons with you to him via the plane. You land near his mansion with all the weapons intact. Carmello thanks you for the weaponry and the plane. It might have been disastrous, but at least you end it on a high note.