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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.

All I need's mah trusty hammer. Ain't nothin' survivin a blow after that! What's that? They've got a minigun? WELL I'M NOT SAYIN' NO TO THAT! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.

I saddle the minigun on mah back with mah hammer, suck up a ton of air, and simply fly mah way there! This is jus' like fightin' my way through a level! I just ask if they know where Sidorov is, and if they don't, they get their skulls bashed in! That's what they get for not givin' a king what he wants! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! Eventually one of 'em coughs up where he's hidin. I still kill 'em anyway, because a king does what a king pleases!

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.



HASTA LA VISTA, CHUMP! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!

I do declare the pile of bodies I've left behind is message enough, but that Sidorov schmuck riddled with holes is the cherry on top! 

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.

I hope he don't mind the way i'm transportin' the weapons! I take a big breath'o air, suck up the weapons, and flap mah way back to base! That's how a SUPASTAH WARRIA does it! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

King Dedede has rolled a 2, 4, 5, 7, and a 4 for a total of 22 points.

1.      The good news is there is a mini-gun. The bad news is it doesn't have any ammo. But you grab it anyway. Perhaps the base will have some?

2.      And even more so, as you fly and make your way to Little Russia, the weight of the hammer and the mini-gun tires you out and drags you down. You'd have to walk the rest of the way. And after taking a long time, you do eventually squeeze out the whereabouts of Sidorov. But as you try to kill him, he fights back. But at least you wounded him, at the expense of you getting wounded too.

3.      You manage to find Sidorov. And you do find a little bit of ammo for the mini-gun, but you use it up fast, no even hitting him. So you just settle for whacking him upside the head with the mini-gun, cracking his skull open and splattering his brains all over the wall. Sure, he's not mincemeat pie, but as long as the job is done, right? And you managed to even kill some of the guards with the hammer too.

4.      You make yourself a little mountain out of the pile of bodies, and adding Sidorov on top and his scrambled-brains on top of his corpse. They all see it and you gave the Russian Mafia a reason to fear you, even if it hasn't gone as well as you planned.

5.      You manage to breath in some of the weapons. But not everything as they fill up your stomach too tightly, so you can't take them all. But you get a decent amount to take back for your troubles.