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[IsThisAPikachu]

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.

All I need's mah trusty hammer. Ain't nothin' survivin a blow after that! What's that? They've got a minigun? WELL I'M NOT SAYIN' NO TO THAT! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.

I saddle the minigun on mah back with mah hammer, suck up a ton of air, and simply fly mah way there! This is jus' like fightin' my way through a level! I just ask if they know where Sidorov is, and if they don't, they get their skulls bashed in! That's what they get for not givin' a king what he wants! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! Eventually one of 'em coughs up where he's hidin. I still kill 'em anyway, because a king does what a king pleases!

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.



HASTA LA VISTA, CHUMP! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!

I do declare the pile of bodies I've left behind is message enough, but that Sidorov schmuck riddled with holes is the cherry on top! 

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.

I hope he don't mind the way i'm transportin' the weapons! I take a big breath'o air, suck up the weapons, and flap mah way back to base! That's how a SUPASTAH WARRIA does it! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!