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[KungFuCutbug]

[Oh, good. Finally, something for Pizzabug to do to take their mind off of... well, y'know.]

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.

>like Loren, you don't necessarily need these, but it might give you away if you use your cosplays to eliminate him, so... is there an axe? you don't particularly care that it's not very practical, you just like axes. grab a gun, too, preferably an automatic one where you could just hold the trigger and riddle an unfortunate soul with bullets

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.

>first, look up where Little Russia is, what Sidorov looks like, and where his base is located. (can't deal with him if you don't know who you're dealing with.) then, change into a cosplay of Revali from Zelda BotW, use Revali's Gale to launch yourself into the air, and seek out his base from above, high enough that nobody can see you and get suspicious of you but low enough that you can still see the people below

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.

>land near the base in a spot that doesn't have very many people near it, and sneak in using a cosplay of Vivian from Paper Mario to merge with the shadows and become invisible. the second you see him, emerge and open fire with your gun, filling both Sidorov and anyone else in the room that's not you with lead! and in case any of them manage to get up close and personal with you, hit 'em with the axe you brought—ideally decapitating them, but anything that incapacitates them works

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!

>chop off the now-deceased Sidorov's head with your axe and carve Carmello's initials into his forehead—fittingly enough, "CB" also happens to be your initials, so this shouldn't be too hard. then, stick the head on a pike and display it right outside the entrance of the base, for all of Little Russia to see

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.

>finally, change into a cosplay of Nabbit from the Mario games, stash away all of the stolen weapons in the eternally-expanding item sack of hammerspace, and make a mad dash back towards the warehouse. the good thing about Nabbit is that he's fast and thorough—jury's still out on whether he's sharp as a tack, though