Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[wingedcatgirl]

This week in XIV, I've been grinding the Bozjan Southern Front. Lost Death is more useful in the actual game than I'm making it look here, but I think we all know what's funnier...

• (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. It has no effect on (Player2).
  
• (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. It has no effect on (Player2), who (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn2) around and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) (Player1) with (a/a/a/a/some2) normal-ass (weapon/weapon/weapon/weapon/weapons2). (Player2 kills Player1)
  
• (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player2) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast2) Lost Reflect. (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. (Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1) been sentenced to death! (Player2 kills Player1)
  
• (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player2) (attacks/attacks/attacks/attacks/attack2) (Player1). Critical direct hit! (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) killed. (Player2 kills Player1)
  
• (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player1) (cancels/cancels/cancels/cancels/cancel1) Lost Death. (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player1) (cancels/cancels/cancels/cancels/cancel1) Lost Death. (Player1) (readies/readies/readies/readies/ready1) Lost Death. (Player1) (cancels/cancels/cancels/cancels/cancel1) Lost Death. (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) sick of this and (pushes/pushes/pushes/pushes/push2) (Player1) off a cliff. (Player2 kills Player1)
  
• (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Death. (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) sentenced to death! (Player1 kills Player2)
  
• (Player1) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast1) Lost Protect on [typeD1] and (Player2). (Player2) (casts/casts/casts/casts/cast2) Lost Shell on [typeD2] and (Player1).
  

Think I got all this code right. Haven't really messed with HGS events before.