02-24-2021, 20:04:19 PM
Hrgh... where am I? 'Twas but mere seconds ago that I was venturing on the shores of a distant land, prepared to confront a rival adventuring party in a hunt for a great and valuable treasure... but now I am somewhere vastly different. This dense foliage... I cannot explain why, but it chills me to my bones. A life of adventure has left me adept at determining when a situation poses a dire threat...
Ah, I see my audience is still present and accounted for, at least! Now, it would be uncouth of me to approach a mysterious circumstance such as this without a little bit of dramatic flair, would it not? Let us treat these bizarre new circumstances as the call to adventure they are! Forward!
Hm... I hear a voice... several voices... EGADS! A Hoopa! Oh, deary me, I do not think I have ever encountered a Legendary Pokemon at such close proximity before... and the words it speaks! Egads and double egads! Am I to be told this foul beast has trapped my great self within this forest, alongside all these other poor souls, for the sake of a sadistic game? Such vile debauchery! I may not be capable of physically confronting such a powerful entity, but I shall do my best to show that I shall not bow to its sickening demands!
Proud I stand, my luxurious mane blowing in a breeze that may or may not truly be there. I look this terrible beast dead in the eyes, and address it as clearly and confidently as I can.
"Hark! What gives you the right to subject these poor souls to such horrific things? And I am especially eager to know what led you to think I was deserving of such treatment!"
Ah, I see my audience is still present and accounted for, at least! Now, it would be uncouth of me to approach a mysterious circumstance such as this without a little bit of dramatic flair, would it not? Let us treat these bizarre new circumstances as the call to adventure they are! Forward!
Hm... I hear a voice... several voices... EGADS! A Hoopa! Oh, deary me, I do not think I have ever encountered a Legendary Pokemon at such close proximity before... and the words it speaks! Egads and double egads! Am I to be told this foul beast has trapped my great self within this forest, alongside all these other poor souls, for the sake of a sadistic game? Such vile debauchery! I may not be capable of physically confronting such a powerful entity, but I shall do my best to show that I shall not bow to its sickening demands!
Proud I stand, my luxurious mane blowing in a breeze that may or may not truly be there. I look this terrible beast dead in the eyes, and address it as clearly and confidently as I can.
"Hark! What gives you the right to subject these poor souls to such horrific things? And I am especially eager to know what led you to think I was deserving of such treatment!"