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Corrupt a Wish - PowerStroke6001 - 01-22-2021
Like the Three Genies thread, but this classic forum game has but one task for you: ruin the above poster's wish!
I wish for pie!
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Caret - 01-22-2021
Granted. The pie's main favor is lit dynamite.
I wish I could punch Sendri Pilotscience in the face.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kennifer - 01-22-2021
Granted. You get killed in an unspeakably gruesome manner right after you punch them, though.
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I wish I had a second cat who got along really well with Dusty.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-23-2021
Granted. You die of sheer adorableness overload.
I wish for a pizza.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - MadeOfMilk - 01-23-2021
Granted. The crust is made of sawdust and salt, the cheese is also sawdust, and the only toppings available are rotten pieces of pepperoni.
I wish for a bathtub.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - TotallyNotAnAlien - 01-23-2021
Granted. It is now arriving at your location.
...from approximately 240 feet above said location.
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I wish for somebody to love
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kennifer - 01-23-2021
Granted. You're ok with a Yandere type, right?
I wish for a good new book to read.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - KungFuCutbug - 01-23-2021
granted! enjoy your new copy of the English to Arabic dictionary!
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I wish for a new hat
RE: Corrupt a Wish - TalesofUnder - 01-23-2021
Granted. Your hat is, in fact, a parasitic organism that looks like an ordinary hat. You've had your body snatched. Great job.
I wish for more genies.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Subparman - 01-23-2021
Granted. They aren't tied to a lamp and instantly kill you.
I wish for nachos.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - EeveeGirlChey - 01-23-2021
Granted. The "nachos" are made out of cardboard, cheese sauce from cheap, low-quality boxed "deluxe" mac and cheese, ketchup, and jarred pepper slices that went out of date six months ago.
I wish I had fairy godparents.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - PowerStroke6001 - 01-23-2021
Granted, but there's now a psychotic fairy hunter trailing you!
I wish I could maintain a healthy weight without changing my diet.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - MadeOfMilk - 01-23-2021
Granted. Laying or sitting makes you lose weight, which, uh... let's just say depending on how much you lounge around it gets dangerous real fast.
I wish I stopped taking impromptu naps.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - TenOfSwords13 - 01-23-2021
Granted, now you can't sleep for less than the recomended daily amount of sleep at a time. This leads to you oversleeping on many occasions, which probably isn't good for you.
I wish for invisiblity powers.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - PowerStroke6001 - 01-23-2021
Granted, but whatever you ate's still visible in where your stomach would be. Good luck trying to hide that floating apple!
I wish I had more motivation to finish my plots.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Billy5545 - 01-25-2021
Granted, you manage to finish all your RP plots, but you overworked yourself too much to the point that you get hospitalized.
I wish I have more time to do other RPs
RE: Corrupt a Wish - MadeOfMilk - 01-25-2021
Granted. You do this by sacrificing all other responsibilities, including personal care. You may or may not die from starvation, skin infections, dehydration, or any combination of the 3.
I wish for a cheeseburger.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - awe921 - 01-25-2021
it's all cheese. the buns? cheese. the condiment? cheese. the vegetables? CHEESE. the salt? it's ALL CHEESE. as you try to take a bite on the cheeseburger, you realize a terrible thing.
YOU are cheese.
i want a nice hat.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - PowerStroke6001 - 01-25-2021
Granted, it eats your head.
I wish my keyboard's keys never got sticky.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Florien - 01-25-2021
Granted. You no longer have any electronic devices that need a keyboard, so the keys can no longer get sticky. Hope you like your new and exciting luddite life.
I wish to win an election in a literal landslide, in which all the rest of the candidates are killed in a tragic natural disaster, and I'm the only person running who remains.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Guma - 01-25-2021
Granted, but you are immediately rescinded of your position and charged for first degree mass murder. Your VP reveals himself as a Social Darwinist and is elected instead.
I wish there were no abusive parents.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - awe921 - 01-25-2021
granted! now they're all orphans.
i wish to have a hat that doesn't eat me.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-25-2021
Granted! It's specifically an Unusual Hat! With... Burning Flames. Oh, and you can't put out the Unusual Hat's flames. Putting it on immediately sets you on fire.
I wish that my characters could actually survive in Murdergames.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - PowerStroke6001 - 01-25-2021
Granted, they die first in the Hunger Games instead.
I wish I had night vision.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Mackie - 01-26-2021
Granted. Your eyesight is attuned well to night, but only to night. You are blinded by daylight.
I wish I had a million dollars.