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RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 05-29-2022
Step 5: It doesn't, because you live in a hell nation (the USA). Decide that this cannot stand.
RE: Step 1 - Despair's Archon of Memes - 05-29-2022
Step 6: Board a rocket ship and go to space.
RE: Step 1 - josh6243 - 05-30-2022
Step 7: The moon comes to life and beats the tar out of you and your rocketship.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 05-30-2022
Step 8: Go to Mars and hope the life forms there treat you with respect.
RE: Step 1 - Florien - 05-30-2022
Step 9: Discover mars has no life and terraform venus instead.
RE: Step 1 - Superjohn 2.0 - 05-30-2022
Step 10:create wildlife for terraformed Venus using MAD SCIENCE!
RE: Step 1 - AyyBee121 - 06-06-2022
Step 11: Realize, to your horror, that they plan to overthrow you.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-06-2022
Step 12: Buy a Death Star and use it to blow up Venus.
RE: Step 1 - Superjohn 2.0 - 06-06-2022
Step 13: takes the planet remants and construct a supervillain base.
This was "how to make your villain lair".
RE: Step 1 - Zanreo - 06-08-2022
Step 1: Make a cup of tea
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-08-2022
Step 2: Invite people over for the tea party.
RE: Step 1 - Florien - 06-18-2022
Step 3: repeat steps 1 and 2 for your natural and unnatural lifespan.
RE: Step 1 - wingedcatgirl - 06-18-2022
Step 4: Realize you forgot to get an unnatural lifespan, which is kinda an important part of fulfilling step 3, and resolve to resolve this oversight immediately.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-18-2022
Step 5: Become a vampire
RE: Step 1 - MadameButterflyKnife - 06-18-2022
step 6: buy a castle for your vampires aesthetic
RE: Step 1 - Superjohn 2.0 - 06-18-2022
Step 7: invite a random British dude and try to recreate the plot of Dracula.
RE: Step 1 - AyyBee121 - 06-18-2022
Step 8: Remember that Dracula dies in the book, realizing you didn't think things through.
RE: Step 1 - MadameButterflyKnife - 06-18-2022
step 9: seduce that random british dude in an attempt to derail the plot of dracula
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-18-2022
step 10: Go on your vampire spree
RE: Step 1 - Superjohn 2.0 - 06-18-2022
step 11: kill Van Hellsing.
RE: Step 1 - Florien - 06-19-2022
Step 12: Kill Sedan Helsing, Pickup Truck Helsing, Big Rig Helsing, Hatchback Helsing, Bug Helsing, SUV Helsing, and Minivan Helsing while you're at it. No more Helsings.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-19-2022
Step 13: Take over the Ford Motor Company.
And that was "How to Get a Head-start as a Businessman Vampire"
RE: Step 1 - MadameButterflyKnife - 06-20-2022
Step 1: Eat some raw bone marrow.
RE: Step 1 - Superjohn 2.0 - 06-20-2022
Step 2: dispose of the body in a way that doesn't alert authorities.
RE: Step 1 - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-20-2022
Step 3: Deny that you ever knew that person