1. Valdragon is watching, but you're technically free to go. So what are you going to pack for your trip, and will you be sufficiently prepared to have all the fun you could ever want?
   
   "A vacation isn't complete without lots of GARLIC! Don't wanna run out of gas, huh? Oh, um,... I'll also bring money for more snacks! And my swimsuit! And more clothes! And all the stuff in those big boxes I just had shipped from home! Ignore the air holes! I'm definitely not smuggling my workers onto the island!"
   
   
   
2. The island is nice enough, and it's a great time! The lighthouse looks dangerous, the radio tower looks very dangerous, and there's skateboard marks that never got cleaned up on the bar at the Bar and Grille-with-an-e(tm), and you're going on the tour! Captain Keyes is showing off the forest of bones when you proceed to spot a sniper rifle lying on the ground, covered partially in leaves. It's filthy and has sunk partially into the ground, but it's still operational. What's the most fun thing you can do with a sniper rifle on the island?
   
   "Wow, what a gun! ...Eh! Wario doesn't need a gun to fight! I'll take it anyways because it makes me look like a scary badass! What are you looking at me for? Without those kids around (yet), I can say bad words whenever I want! Maybe I'll shoot up a few ducks along the way, because I could go for some garlic-seasoned duck roast right now!"
   
   
3. You may be servants of a highly authoritarian regime involved in a plot to overthrow it and replace it with most likely more of the same, and probably all have problems with corruption and graft, and a few of you definitely either got your positions through bribery or some form of nepotism, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun! You've been given access to several buckets, some sandcastle tools, and a shovel, and it's extremely unlikely you're being made to dig your own grave, so what's the sandcastle plan? (Feel free to use visual mediums if you want)
   
   "LEMME AT IT! I have an idea that will make you swoon in awe! CHECK THIS OUT, DUMMIES!"
   
   
   
   "Ain't I'm the looker! ADMIRE MY PERFECT BODY, DOLTS!  Also... Ppetend it's made of sand!"
   
   
4. And finally, you have some time to yourself. What else are you going to do at the Tropical Ski Resort? This is a freeform question.
   
   "With all the boring stuff out of the way, it's time for some REAL fun! Because Wario is the
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   in this rag-tag group of bandits, I have a back-up plan in case that Valdragon dude doesn't let me bring my um... packages!"
   
   PLAN A!
   
   "Wario has a big surprise waiting in those boxes! That's right! I brought my game crew... I mean jun-ior po-lit-ical officers to do some shenanigans! KAT, ANA! Use your kindergarten ninja skills to sneak into that mysterious building in the middle of the sea! IF YOU FIND ANY TREASURE, IT'S MINE! DR. CRYGOR, PENNY! Distract the other guys with your weird inventions and maybe do something with that big tower! JIMMY T! Try selling some of my patented Wario Spice to the bar chef, will ya? THE REST OF YOU! Do random beach things and pretend you're not involved with this coup! Thank me for this, because this vacation is being paid for with your paychecks! As for me, I'll be searching that spooky building in the woods for treasure! After that's said and done, I'll be in my cabana napping!"
   
   PLAN B!
   
   "Scratch everything I just said, except the part where I search the complex for the treasure! And maybe swim up to that mysterious building and break in myself! There's probably lot's of gold in there! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

• Valdragon is watching, but you're technically free to go. So what are you going to pack for your trip, and will you be sufficiently prepared to have all the fun you could ever want?
  
  
  Juniper packs a couple bikinis (one basic black, one metallic copper) and cover-ups (a floral-print sarong and an animal-print sheer robe), sandals, sunglasses, a sundress (red floral), and some sunblock as well as other basic essentials (like a toothbrush and underthings and shampoo and stuff) and money for refreshments. She's a bit suspicious of getting a beach vacation after yet another Loyalist operation passing, but she doesn't mention this.
  
  
• The island is nice enough, and it's a great time! The lighthouse looks dangerous, the radio tower looks very dangerous, and there's skateboard marks that never got cleaned up on the bar at the Bar and Grille-with-an-e(tm), and you're going on the tour! Captain Keyes is showing off the forest of bones when you proceed to spot a sniper rifle lying on the ground, covered partially in leaves. It's filthy and has sunk partially into the ground, but it's still operational. What's the most fun thing you can do with a sniper rifle on the island?
  
  
  The scope is probably going to be the most interesting part here, and Juniper plans to use it to get a good look at things in the distance. Especially the lighthouse and radio tower. Mostly out of curiosity and a bit out of worry that something nefarious might be going on up there. And probably some wildlife. And anything else potentially useful as long as she's spotting useful things. She'll take the whole thing though of course; she's not planning to actually fire it but if something nefarious is going on, better safe than sorry.
  
  
• You may be servants of a highly authoritarian regime involved in a plot to overthrow it and replace it with most likely more of the same, and probably all have problems with corruption and graft, and a few of you definitely either got your positions through bribery or some form of nepotism, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun! You've been given access to several buckets, some sandcastle tools, and a shovel, and it's extremely unlikely you're being made to dig your own grave, so what's the sandcastle plan? (Feel free to use visual mediums if you want)
  
  
  She'll find a spot enough away from the water to hopefully avoid high tide, then she will build some walls. Three of them, around a sunken pit, a staircase leading down into the pit/hole. Now she has a bunker, because bunkers are cool. Hopefully if she finds anything buried in the sand while digging it isn't someone's corpse or something.
  
  
• And finally, you have some time to yourself. What else are you going to do at the Tropical Ski Resort? This is a freeform question.
  
  
  A bit of sight-seeing in the places that are accessible and possibly less-dangerous. Have a drink and bite to eat at the bar-and-grille-with-an-e, take a nap in a cabana. Typical vacation type stuff. And find out a bit of the lore of this place (like where the skateboard tracks came from, why there's a forest of bones, what sorts of natural resources there are, that kind of thing.) Some relaxation before everything inevitably goes to hell.
  

[*]Valdragon is watching, but you're technically free to go. So what are you going to pack for your trip, and will you be sufficiently prepared to have all the fun you could ever want?
[*]Pack all your identical outfits in case things get sandy. But otherwise why wear anything else. Of course, bring your cooking supplies if you can.

[*]The island is nice enough, and it's a great time! The lighthouse looks dangerous, the radio tower looks very dangerous, and there's skateboard marks that never got cleaned up on the bar at the Bar and Grille-with-an-e(tm), and you're going on the tour! Captain Keyes is showing off the forest of bones when you proceed to spot a sniper rifle lying on the ground, covered partially in leaves. It's filthy and has sunk partially into the ground, but it's still operational. What's the most fun thing you can do with a sniper rifle on the island?
[*]
Find some exotic birds to whip up for your latest meal... unless you find them too cute, in which case you can empty a magazine point-blank into some lost chickens. A little lead never hurt nobody.

[*]You may be servants of a highly authoritarian regime involved in a plot to overthrow it and replace it with most likely more of the same, and probably all have problems with corruption and graft, and a few of you definitely either got your positions through bribery or some form of nepotism, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun! You've been given access to several buckets, some sandcastle tools, and a shovel, and it's extremely unlikely you're being made to dig your own grave, so what's the sandcastle plan? (Feel free to use visual mediums if you want)

[*]Build the world's tallest burger, of course. Try to make sure it surmounts whatever the tallest building is... the lighthouse? Eh, if it falls over who cares, that thing's pretty old and sand probably won't hurt it too much.

[*]And finally, you have some time to yourself. What else are you going to do at the Tropical Ski Resort? This is a freeform question.

Try to mingle with the others as a waiter at whatever the pub is—sorry, gotta say goodbye to the hat—and try to see if I can sus out anyone who's trying to destroy us. If that happens, I have something in the works for them... don't worry, it's not poision, genuinely.