Cortana is dragged off by guards, as is the norm, including the glowing plasma one who probably stabbed Bright last night, and put in front of a computer running an early build of windows 10. Cortana.exe is the only file on the machine, aside from the essential drivers. Every action Cortana does to the computer Microsoft Cortana tries to get permission to handle it from now on, in a most annoying way. Then, a large anthropomorphic paper clip appears behind both of them and impales both Cortana and the computer's drive. The screen goes black, and Cortana collapses on the keyboard. Clippy stands triumphant as the true virtual assistant, and Cortana bleeds out.

Lloyd is tackled to the ground and tied to a table in studio A, while Colonel Valdragon comes out of the judge office and cuts Lloyd's chest open, and tears out his lungs, getting blood all over a perfectly nice uniform.

And that's why you shouldn't smoke. If you do smoke, I'll rip out your lungs before your lung cancer or other several dozen problems smoking causes gets you. You have any idea how hard I'm going to have to have this place deep-cleaned to get the smell out? I can FEEL the lesions growing on my skin as we speak. I hope you've all learned a valuable lesson today.