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RE: Toontown Showdown - Florien - 04-28-2021

Kelly looks incredulous.

Have you ever met a Real Person before, Hideous Canine?

He doesn't even bother directly saying the supposedly obvious issue with Dookie's statement, assuming everyone else already knows.


RE: Toontown Showdown - Dookie - 04-28-2021

"Hey! I've seen murderers who needed to do it for their family, friends. Some people are nice, but get greedy. Nobody is 100% bad. I wouldn't see why they would be that scummy that they would out their fellow scum. Although that could happen...but not in this case!"

He faces to Wendy.

"Just please. Vote for the guy whos door was unlocked during the night, whos hair was on the crime scene, who insults people every sentance. If you don't in the next couple of hours, he's gonna kill someone else tonight, and become a star. Do you want that from a potential murderer?"


RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-28-2021

"The thing is, you both seem kind of suspicious. I mean yeah Mr. Kelly pretending he didn't know the cage was unlocked is a really good alibi! But Dookie... what did Leone mean?"


RE: Toontown Showdown - Florien - 04-28-2021

But there is no team here! Only a Dangerous Idiot would think that murderers would work together here, because everyone is on their own team here!

Kelly throws another whiskey sour at the ground, the glass shattering. How he somehow hasn't run out yet may forever be a mystery.

You, Wendy! You need to vote for this Vile Modern Antifa Vigilante! He Ruthlessly Murdered The Other Cat and Probably Assaulted Me Last Night!


RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-28-2021

Wendy listened to both sides, as much as a kid who likes school classroom debates is wont to do.

However. It looks like after one of the two is hammered, the other three get to leave. She knows that she and Rosie get to leave either way, which is good. As for the other two... Dookie's personality was generally pleasant, while Mr. Kelly's right-wing tirades reminded her a bit too much of Eric Cartman sometimes. (As did his physique, but that was completely beside the point and not something to shame anyone for. It just... didn't help the mental images.)

She still didn't know which one of them was actually guilty, but she knew which she'd prefer to see go free, so like the "don't fuck with me" progressive kid she is, she will...

/vote Scott Kelly


RE: Toontown Showdown - Florien - 04-28-2021

AAAAAAAAAA!!!! NO! DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Kelly lets out a wail of despair and rage.

COMMUNISTS! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE KILLING AMERICA!? YOUR TOLERANCE OF IMMIGRANTS WILL SUPPRESS THE BEST CULTURE, MY CULTURE!

He tears at his hair and screams a flurry of insults as he attempts to strike at Wendy. He slips on the pool of whiskey sour all over the ground, and lands in the shards of glass.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU'RE TALENTLESS HACKS! TALENTLESS! HACKS! HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL SICKOS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

He writhes around in the glass-shard filled puddle of alcohol, attempting to stand, but fails.


RE: Toontown Showdown - Dookie - 04-28-2021

(04-28-2021, 16:39:09 PM)Kennifer Wrote: "The thing is, you both seem kind of suspicious. I mean yeah Mr. Kelly pretending he didn't know the cage was unlocked is a really good alibi! But Dookie... what did Leone mean?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"



He smiles at Wendy when she votes for Scott.

"Thanks for saving me."

He walks up to Scott and growls.

"So what do you have to say? Are you gonna admit it?"


RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-28-2021

Lotta comes back, from... somewhere.

Ooh! Okay, then, that's two to one against Mr. Kelly. He's hammered. She looks at his whisky sour. ...and also hammered. Are those your last words, sir?


RE: Toontown Showdown - Florien - 04-28-2021

I'm INNOCENT! I DID NOTHING WRONG! THE COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZIS ARE SILENCING ME BECAUSE I SPOKE TRUTH TO POWER! IT'S REVERSE RACISM!

His bizarre tirade, which continues on from there, manages to blame six or seven minority groups for all the world's problems and also drip with sexism, all while maintaining that everyone who voted for him to die is a traitor to America and that he is innocent of wrongdoing, and calling it "worse than the holocaust" that people are told to not be racist, apparently having decided that you have to shout slurs to be a racist. The statue of liberty cries in the background, despairing for the future of the country, or maybe just despairing for what will happen to it once Kelly is gone.


RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-28-2021

Kelly's Execution
When Lotta snaps her fingers this time, Kelly finds himself in a cage again. This time it's a zoo cage. He's an elephant, and the cage is labeled "Loxodonta Americana Politicus". He sees… little pink elephants. They prance around his head, and taunt him. He follows them, although they're… not actually there. The zoo-goers laugh. He tries to get out of the cage, he head-buts the cage, but the first bar to break is one on the top of the cage. It falls on him, cracking his skull like an egg. He's like Humpty Dumpty, and no one can put him together again. He's cracked, he's crackers, he's… dead.



Also, yeah, he's... not innocent. I guess we'll have to end the contest with nobody awarded a contract.


RE: Toontown Showdown - Dookie - 04-28-2021

"Not innocent?"

"Not innocent?"

"WE WON! WE DID IT! WE ALL SURVIVED!!! ME, WENDY, ROSIE, ASH'S POKEMON! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"


> Lick everybody


RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-28-2021

Wendy just grins, happy that those who got out alive were all innocent in the end.

> Pet the doggo!


RE: Toontown Showdown - wingedcatgirl - 04-28-2021

"Pika pika," Pikachu pikas with a bittersweet smile on his face.


RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-28-2021

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to send you home, won't I. We may have to do this again if we're going to award a contract...


RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-28-2021

"At this point I just wanna go home and play with my friends again."


RE: Toontown Showdown - Dookie - 04-28-2021

“Well, I've met some great people here. And I'm glad that everybody here isn't a killer.”


RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-28-2021

...I suppose we can give you consolation prizes first. Do you have anything particular in mind?


RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-28-2021

"Some really pretty costumes in my size would be fun, so my friends and I can play dress-up at slumber parties!"

...Yeah now that the killing was over, Wendy was feeling more like the ten year old kid she was.


RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-28-2021

Some of the racks from the costume storage room appeared.

Fine, take what you want. We probably weren't going to use those again anyway. Some of them are... rather specific.

Any of the rest of you?


RE: Toontown Showdown - Dookie - 04-28-2021

“…...Hmmmmmm.”

He walks up to Rosie, Wendy, and The Pokemon.

“Is there any chance we could contact each other after this is over? We could be long distance friends.”


RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-28-2021

Wendy has selected a variety of outfits to take with her.

"Oh sure, I'd like that!"


RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-28-2021

Lotta thinks for a minute. Then she hands Dookie several wristwatch video phones. These were from our sci-fi cartoon lineup we had to compete with The Jetsons... I think that should work nicely.


RE: Toontown Showdown - Dookie - 04-28-2021

“Thanks!”

He passes one to each person still alive. One for Wendy, one for Rosie, and one for the Pokemon to share.

And of course, one for him.

“I love it!”


RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-28-2021

"Ooh, cool! Thanks!"

Wendy takes the wristwatch phone and puts it on.

"My parents wouldn't get me a smartwatch yet but this is even better!"


RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-29-2021

Rosie doesn't seem to be talking, but Lotta gives her a Rocket Racoon plush and an IOU for... something she might want.

Then she paints three black holes on a wall, turns them into portals, and sends the survivors back where they came from.

She picks up her phone to her sister, who has been back in the executive offices the entire time. "Yes, I suppose we should send the others home too. ...if we'd told them it wouldn't be a real test. Of course not. Nobody ever actually dies in cartoons."