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RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - MadeOfMilk - 02-10-2021
1. Shout "LOOK, AN ALIEN!" and point in a random direction.
2. When the people are gone, lure her away with meat on a string hanging from a stick.
3. Drop a cage on her.
4. Get someone with a truck to transport her back, can't drive when you're 5.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - madface7 - 02-10-2021
1. Demo drunkenly shouts at anyone who comes nearby.
2. Demo drunkenly shouts at the sarcosuchus when she goes near the dorms.
3. Demo traps her using the old box-with-a-string trick. Except with a bigger box.
4. Demo pushes the box to her enclosure.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-10-2021
[Pico reeeeeeally doesn't wanna do another dumbass challenge, Dr. Frankie's right about that. But, it doesn't look like he has a choice...]
1. >make a Sarcosuchus costume, wear it, and scare away any potential victims with it
2. >lure the actual Sarcosuchus away from the dorms using... aah, fuck it, use Mrs. Mayberry's corpse as bait, you don't have enough energy to care anymore
3. >once she's in a safe spot, put her in an oversized and reinforced kennel-like cage so that she can't get out but still has a little room to move around
4. >drag the cage to the enclosure yourself
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Florien - 02-10-2021
William, who's been spending the past entire day praying for safety for everyone rather than doing anything useful, prepares for the challenge.
Step one: Put a pile of gold and silver very far away from the beast's path. All the people will flock to the precious metals like flies to vinegar and also honey.
Step two: Put caltrops made of silver all around the dorms, so no one, least of all this crocodilian, can get close.
Step three: Surround her with caltrops made of gold, for caltrop bimetallism balance. It doesn't harm the eggs, but she can't leave either.
Step four: Call upon Saint Irwin, patron saint of crocodile wrestling, and then wrestle her back to her enclosure.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Guma - 02-10-2021
First, Rouxls turned away everyone who came by giving them boring lectures. He then lured the mighty crocodile with some Darkburgers and set up a pitfall in the ground for it to fall into. He then made a small portal the led to enclosure and went with the beast into it.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-10-2021
1. Skiggs fences off the beach as well as the general area, warning people of the dangers of a killer crocodile.
2. Skiggs sets up barriers to keep her out of the dorm area.
3. Skiggs traps her with a net.
4. Skiggs puts her into a cage and puts her into a trailer and he takes her back to the enclosure with his Jeep.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - PointMaid - 02-10-2021
[Sorry, I made a slight typo in the name of the crocodilian. It's fixed now. If that made you name the creature wrong, I appologise :( ]
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - artsyGeek - 02-10-2021
1. Percy first orders people to go to the safe area thing that people go to whenever there's an evacuation or something similar.
2. Percy then builds a tall, metal fence around the dorms.
3. The eggs were first put somewhere the croc can't see. She then lure the crocodilian with meat, then trapping it with a sort of trap where it gets captured in a cage.
4. Finally, she attempts to use a leash to walk it back to its enclosure.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Dookie - 02-10-2021
1. Elizabeth gets a gun and repeatedly shoots it at the ground...but only after someone comes near the animal after she told them not to multiple times.
2. Make the animal some food and distract it with that
3. Build a wall, or use an existing one.
4. Get a car and drive it
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Dookie - 02-10-2021
“..Well, I hope I can make it past these final days...”
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - PointMaid - 02-10-2021
Dr. Frankie is keeping a close eye on the situation with the Sarcosuchus. But, in the moments when it's not so tense and she feels a need to calm herself down, she is toting a copy of the collected works of H.G. Wells. Is that The Island of Doctor Moreau she's reading? Indeed, perversely, that appears to be exactly what she's reading.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Subparman - 02-10-2021
- Akatsuki yells something about there being free pizza in the main lobby.
- He puts on a dog ear headband and starts corralling the Sarcosuchus, sheep-herding style.
- Attach a dollar bill to a fishing rod and lure her into a pit that's deep enough to safely trap her.
- Grab some pots and pans and chase her saying “I ain't get no sleep ‘cause of y'all” until she reaches the enclosure.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - PointMaid - 02-10-2021
Dr. Frankie lets out a sight of relief that the giant crocodilian is off the beach. (Oh, and that she's safely back in her enclosure and her eggs are fine.)
It's still a challenge, though, so she posts the results:
Isaac earned scores of 2, 4, 1 and 6 for a final score of 13. Shouting about an alien doesn't do much, he successfully lures away the Sarcosuchus with meat, he accidentally drops the cage on himself instead of the crocodile. But he quickly hails down a passing truck driver with plenty of space and a souped-up rig!
Tavish Finnegan "Demoman" DeGroot earned scores of 4, 3, 5 and 4 for a final score of 16. Shouting at it when it nears the dorms only barely works, but the box-and-string trap does the job well.
Pico earned scores of 5, 2, 1 and 4 for a final score of 12. The Sarcosuchus, perhaps surprisingly, isn't interested in Mayberry's corpse, and it kicks the cage away before Pico can get the creature in it. But the sarcosuchus costume is an inspired move, and he's strong enough to drag the creature back.
Bodybuilder William Jennings Bryan and his Cross of Gold earned scores of 1, 3, 4 and 5 for a final score of 13. The light shines off the pile of metal in just the right way to show the Sarcosuchus nicely, and people come to take pictures! But the caltrops work, and Saint Irwin gives him enough strength to subdue the creature!
Rouxls Kaard earned scores of 3, 6, 3 and 3 for a final score of 15. The Sarcosuchus really likes the Darkburgers! Everything else works, but only just.
Mr. Skiggs earned scores of 1, 3, 3 and 4 for a final score of 11. Warning people just makes them want to see the Sarcosuchus more, but everything else works out okay.
Percival "Percy" King earned scores of 1, 1, 5 and 3 for a final score of 10. Again, warning people just makes them more curious and they sneak out to see the crocodile; and the fence falls down! But she does very well at trapping the croc and is able to walk it back to its enclosure.
Elizabeth earned scores of 3, 6, 4 and 6 for a final score of 19. The sarcosuchus is very distracted by the delicious food Elizabeth whips up, and she has no problems getting it into a car to drive it back.
Akatsuki "Akki" Iridie and Akira "Madarame" Inaba earned scores of 1, 3, 5 and 1 for a final score of 10. When Akatsuki yells about pizza in the lobby, that's exactly where the crocodile is coming through to get to the beach! And the yelling and pots and pans just makes the creature angry. Interestingly enough, though, acting like a dog to corral the sarcosuchus works, and it easily and perfectly follows the dollar bill.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - PointMaid - 02-10-2021
I should probably say that I have looked over today's tapes. I'm afraid I can see that Percy, Akki/Madarame, and Skiggs were bitten.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-10-2021
[While trying to give Mrs. Mayberry a proper burial since using her corpse as bait for the crocodilian earlier didn't work, Pico hears Dr. Frankie mention the bite victims and freezes. Did... did she just say Skiggs got bitten?
No. No no no no. Skiggs was the only one here who really seemed to “get” Pico. The two had hit it off from the moment they met, and they had some plans in place for the kid to get the man a new gun. And now there was a 50% chance even that was going to be taken from him like everything else had been over the course of the past week.
Pico screams to the heavens. No rhyme or reason, no emotions, not a care in the world. He just screams. And screams. And screams.]
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - MadeOfMilk - 02-10-2021
Isaac walks up to Skiggs.
H-here's your lucky jacket back... you need it more t-than me
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Guma - 02-10-2021
. . . .
God.
Damn it.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Florien - 02-11-2021
Just two more days. Just two more days. Just two more days. Just two more days.
The rapid mental deterioration of WJB is becoming more and more clear, as the days wear on.
I'll heal... I- I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!!!
William breaks down and collapses. All his efforts are futile. Three more people are bitten, and he's likely issuing a death warrant to one of the two he doesn't heal.
You. All three of you who have been bitten. I need to know your professions. Now. Triage is important here. Be Honest.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-11-2021
Skiggs shakes for several minutes, pondering what could be his fate tomorrow. He gains some composure, then turns to Issac, holding his own purple jacket and offering it to Skiggs.
No, kid..... you keep it. You still got your whole life ahead of you. And me.... I think it's time my luck has finally run out.
He then turns his attention to William.
William, I greatly admire you, considering you and I face a common enemy in the millionaire industrialists. And have to give respect to a man of God. This isn't my world. Someone like me is supposed to be behind the computer screen battling these millionaire industrialists by taking them for what they got so they can't do anymore harm. And Frankie better hopes I die here because if I don't, she will regret sending us out here when I take her for what she's worth and have her shut down. I'm not an animal handler or anything. So go ahead and heal Percy or Akki/Madarame if you want. Because here... I'm nothing.
He then begins to address everyone here.
It was nice working with you all. Glad to have made some friends here and really torn up to see these people I've met here get zombified and die. Should I meet the same fate, I won't hold it against you. I will always cherish you all. Now excuse me...
He walks away to a secluded area.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-11-2021
[Pico notices out of the corner of his eye Skiggs heading off somewhere and begins to chase after him.] “Wait, stop! Don't—” [He trips over himself and lands facedown on the ground, his Uzi sliding out of his hand about a foot away.] “I need you!”
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Dookie - 02-11-2021
Elizabeth silently claps.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Florien - 02-11-2021
There goes a brave and bold man. He may not have always stayed within the confines of the law, but he did... DOES, what he believed to be right. Percy, you other two, if you have a profession beyond simply being a recruit to this vile darwinist isle, now is the time to reveal it.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-11-2021
Skiggs turns around and sees Pico tripped over and his gun slid away from him. He turns around and grab the gun and walks up to Pico. He offers him the gun and a hand to get himself up.
Pico, I have a whole lot of respect for what you do. Your combat prowess, your take-no-shit attitude and how you looked after the kid. But I can't live like this. I don't want to put any of you in danger. So maybe it's for the best I find a cliff and just hurl myself off of it and be done with it.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-11-2021
[Pico looks up from his spot on the ground and sees Skiggs holding his gun and offering a hand to get up. He slowly rises to his feet with Skiggs’ assistance, then looks at the Uzi for a moment...
...before taking a step away from it and looking back up at Skiggs.]
“You keep it. It's not like I have any fuckin’ use for it anyway, not where there's no goddamn ammo.”
“I have a hell of a lot of respect for you, Skiggs. What you said you've done—and what you said you're doin’—brings a fuckin’ tear to my eye. And you gave Isaac your fuckin’ lucky jacket when he needed comfort. That's more than I ever fuckin’ did. Besides, you're not doomed—there's a chance your fuckin’ immune system will fight off the damn virus, and you'll be good as fuckin’ new. So don't go hurlin’ yourself off any goddamn cliffs yet, Skiggs, you hear me? I need you. You're like, one of my first fuckin’ friends in this damn place. At this point, you're the only one keepin’ me from fuckin’ endin’ it all myself.”
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-11-2021
Pico.... that's your most prized possession. You even damn near killed Coomer because of it too, Skiggs said as he holds the Uzi. Tears begin to roll down his eyes.
Can I say something? With my line of work, shutting down all these corrupt billionaires is my mission in life. And sometimes I have some of their cronies try and kill me too. This is a dangerous line of work. And it's something I feel like I have to do. And unfortunately, it's not a life to live if you want any friends or something more. It has gotten quite lonely for me. And to have these feelings of friendship. To have someone who can look up to me. And to have someone I can look after feels really good.
He breaks down crying. Several minutes later.
Damn it.... I can't do this. I don't want this taken away from me..... I guess you're right, Pico. But I still don't want to endanger you all. So at the very least, lock me up for the night and see what happens. And should the worst happen, just vote me off real quick and be done with it.