.ɘmɒǫ ƚɒʜƚ ᴎi ʏᴎɒm ɘʜƚ Ꮈo ɘǫɒƚᴎɒvbɒ ɘʜƚ bɒʜ ꙅƚᴎɘbiꙅɘɿꟼ ɘʜƚ ,oꙅ|A .ʜꙅi|ǫᴎƎ ɘd ƚꙅuꞁ b'ƚɒʜƚ ʞᴎiʜƚ I


.ꙅꙅɒ ꟼV ꙄU ꙅʞɔiʞ bᴎɒ muǫɘ|ddud ƚuoʜƚiw ꙅɘoǫ xɿɒM


|o⅃ ⸮bɿid ɘʜƚ ɘƚɒ biʞƚɒɔ ɘʜƚ ʞᴎiʜƚ ɘꙅ|ɘ ɘᴎoʏᴎA


.ꙅɘob oƚᴎɒꟼ ƚꙅɒɘ| ƚA ⸮bɘɘqꙄ |iɒʜ llA


!ǫiƚꙄ ꙅi wo|d |ɒƚɒᎸ ɘʜƚ Ꮈo miƚɔiv ɘʜƚ bᴎA !ɘɔᴎɒƚꙅiꙅꙅɒ ꙅ'ᴎɘʞɿɒᗡ ʜƚiw ,||i⋊ ꙅꙅɘ|ɘmɒͶ ɘʜT


.ᴎɒiǫʏƚꙄ oƚ ǫᴎimoɔ ǫᴎiʜƚ ɿɘʜƚoᴎɒ ƚoǫ ꙅ'bɿoT .(⸮bɿoT ɘǫbiɿƚɒꟼ) ʏɒ|qꙅoɔ bɿoT ɒ ʜƚiw ᴎiɒǫɒ "xxxɿɒqꙄ" ƚuo ʞɒɘɿᎸ oƚ ꙅɘiɿƚ ᴎɒiǫʏƚꙄ


|o⅃ ⸮ᴎoꙅɒɘꙅ ꙅiʜƚ ɘǫɒvɒꙅ oꙅ ǫᴎiɘd iuY ꙅ'ʏʜW


.ᴎoꙅɒɘꙅ llɒ ꙅꙅɘᴎbᴎiʞ Ꮈo ƚɔɒ ƚꙅɿiᎸ ꙅ'ʞɔɘᙠ


*ꙅɘꙅioᴎ mɘ|oǫ bɘꙅuᎸᴎoɔ*

⸮ʞ|im bɘɘᴎ mɘ|oǫ ɒ b|uow ʏʜW .ʜɒɘʏ llɘW


...ɘmiƚ ᴎi b|ɘiᎸɘɔɿoᎸ ɘ|diꙅivᴎi ᴎɒ qu-ɘmim ƚ'ᴎb|uoɔ ɘʜ ɘmɒʜꙄ .ɘᴎim ɒ ʏd ƚɿɒqɒ ᴎwo|d ꙅi ɘmim ɘʜƚ bᴎɒ  ,bᴎid ɒ ᴎi oƚᴎɒꟼ ꙅqɒɿƚ ᴎɒiǫʏƚꙄ


.bᴎod ᴎɘʞoɿd ɒ Ꮈo bᴎɘ ɿɘʜƚo ɘʜƚ ᴎo woᴎ ꙅi xɿɒM


!ꙅƚᴎɘbiꙅɘɿꟼ ɘɔiV ɘʜƚ qooᙠ


.ɘmiƚ ꙅiʜƚ ɿɘʜ bᴎiᎸ ʏɘʜƚ ,ꙅɿɘdmuᴎ ᴎi ɿɘwo| ǫᴎiɘd ɘƚiqꙅɘᗡ !ʏƚɿɒq ʜɔɿɒɘꙅ ɒ|iM ɿɘʜƚoᴎA


.ǫᴎiʜƚɘmoꙅ ɘd b|uow ƚɒʜƚ ,woW


!bɘꙅuᎸᴎoɔ ʏbɒɘɿ|ɒ ꙅ'ʏƚiꙅoɿƚꙅᴎoM ɘᴎoƚꙅbɘЯ ⸮ᴎiɒǫA


.bɘ||iᎸɘɿ ɘd oƚ bɒʜ ꙅꙅɘᴎʜɔᴎɘɿꟻ Ꮈo muuɔɒv ɘʜƚ ,ƚuo ꙅi uƚɿɘʞoႱ ɘɔᴎiꙅ ꙅꙅɘuǫ I


⸮ɘ|booq ꙅ'ɿɘqiꟼ bɘʞoq oʜw ,ʜꙅɘɘʜꙄ


.mɘʜƚ ɿoᎸ ƚi ɘbɒm ʞɔɘᙠ Ꮈi ɿɘbᴎow I .ɒƹƹiq ꙅꙅɘ|ɘᴎod Ꮈo ƚo| ɒ ꙅ'ƚɒʜT


.ʏɒwʏᴎɒ oƚᴎɒꟼ wɘᴎʞ uoʏ l|ɘw woʜ Ꮈo |uᎸƚduob m'I .bɘ|liʞ uoʏ ɘᴎo ꙅɒw ƚi ,iuY ,ɘƚudiɿƚ ɒ bɘᴎɿuom uoʏ ɘmiƚ ƚꙅɒ| ɘʜT

You'd think the one (of the two) from a video game would realise they're in a video game. At least they make it out alive.


Katniss aging back from a child, except Mila overdoses the potion, whoops!


Cloning machine? So that's how Minecraft mobs respawn...


Neither do I bro.


That doesn't sound healthy.


I somehow doubt that's normal humming.


Tribute betrayal doubled by sibling betrayal! Hasta la vista, Yui!


It's just a day after April Fools but as if Sparxxx gives a damn. Way to be a pain in Piper's already sore bottom.


There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there are no US Presidents!


Hoot hoot?


Yikes!

That looks more like a scepter than a sword, but now Spy may need medical attention.


You just killed your own brother and that's your concern? Forget when I merely called her a minor menace, damn Eiri 💀.


...are we sure Marx still isn't drunk?


Red tops causing chaos, B R A V O!


A collective kick of 49 is likely to do that. Ouch.


Despite Mila mostly minding her own business so far, Doug wants her dead. Redstone Monstrosity grants his wish by slamming his fists on top of her.


So an action star and a chef decide to chill together for a while.


Owls tend to be the brains of the birdy bunch, huh?


Wasn't she trying to disprove their existence earlier?


That's pretty impressive, Piper. You sure you're not a witch?

Or you could just... I dunno, fly?


Together Breakfast, Cookie Cat ice cream sandwiches, those are SU foods made irl I recall off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure there's plenty to go by with SU merch.


Resurrection spells now, Piper? 🤨


Sparxxx and Beck on a bike, hit the presidents like bowling pins, strike!


That's quite the tale for the ages.


And he'll boop them in the noses again!


You'e evaded death this time, Eiri...


Let's hope that's not an easily punchable Minecraft tree.

Tord reuses the ring and gets a quadruple kill!! He subjects Stygian, Piper, Darken and the US Presidents to permanent objectification!


That's some really reckless driving.


Hope they brought their brown pants.


How-


RM: "Puny predictable businesswoman."
Athena: *inaudible pained wheezing*


Tennis is terrible! TTFE (Ta Ta Forever), Sparxxx!


lmao get rekt


Quite the hair-raising... or falling... death? RIP Spy.

Might that be why he's delusional? Or would that just make it worse?


I'm surprised she got out of that one, considering the kill count of some of them. Maybe they decided to spare the kid.


Well then, who stole the cookies?


Sheesh, Beck!


Now there's a 3rd Minecraft enemy on the agenda.

After surviving him dragging him with his own car, Allen gets his payback on Doug. Fatally this time.


The Nameless One, the DEAD one.


Looks like we found who stole the cookies. Eiri overeats them and dies.


Ending Tord's time here is Beck. He yeets a kitchen knife at him.


Bloody Tom was merely biding his time, and Marx is his victim.


Speed, US VPs and Athena declare the Feast not worth it with all the death happening there.


Last to fall is Redstone Monstrosity, of the unlikely infection.

Speed's result: "Athena absorbs the plant and dies instantly."
Close enough. Either way, Athena is dead.


All of them? Or a Vice President in another universe?


I said quit self-deprecating! Wish I had a mariachi band. 🙄

Whose mask? Richard Nixon?


Allen? Are you still high?


A Speedfie, if you will. Okay I'll leave-

That's quite the dress-up party. But how does Speed dress up as multiple vice presidents?


Make sure you're sound of sense and mind before skiing. RIP Allen catboy.

Sad. At least Beck can bake another one, right?


...wow.

Beck calls it the Shrill Chef Shriek! It may deafen the VPs, but it rattles Speed's life out of his body!

Something tells me Beck should be wary about a pit wide enough for all the vice presidents to be in. They seize victory and his life - by impaling his backside.

1. (Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) suicide and dupe(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) into doing it. (Bloodbath + Battleground + Feast, P2 dies naturally)
   
2. (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) (Player2)'s least favorite food. (Battleground + Feast)
   
3. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) how [typeA2] can talk when [typeA2] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve2) no mout(h/h/h/h/hs2), and [typeC2] mout(h/h/h/h/hs2) get(s/s/s/s/2) sealed up. (nonfatal, The Matrix))
   
4. "Comedy is subjective, (Player1)," (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) after (Player1) shank(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] for not laughing at one of [typeC1] jokes. (Player2) then bleed(s/s/s/s/2) out. (P1k2, misreading)
   
5. A video comes up to (Player1) and tells [typeB1] to kill the radio star. (Twisted Translations + Buggles snowclone)
   
6. When (Player1) accuse(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) of ruining [typeC1] dream journal, (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) "Got a fuckin' problem, bitc(h/h/h/h/hes2)?" (Sharkboy & Lavagirl bootleg subtitles)
   
7. Upon seeing (Player1) singing karaoke, (Player2) start(s/s/s/s/2) shooting [typeB1] to destroy [typeB1]. (P2k1, misreading)
   
8. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) hear a mysterious ticking noise. (Player3) find(s/s/s/s/3) out it's a pipe bomb, and after they explode (Player5) come(s/s/s/s/5) out and sing(s/s/s/s/5) [typeC1] nam(e/e/e/e/es5) goofily. (P5k1234, Potter Puppet Pals)
   
9. After (Player1) shoot(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) out of jealousy, (Player3) find(s/s/s/s/3) [typeC2] dead bod(y/y/y/y/ies2) and guilt-trip(s/s/s/s/3) [typeB2] for committing suicide. (P1k2, Fateful Findings)
   
10. (Player1) save(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) from living by giving [typeB2] the Kill of Life. (P1k2, misreading)
    
11. (Player1) think(s/s/s/s/1) about horns. (misreading)
    
12. (Player1) and (Player2) ride around on a stolen truck with a stolen plant. When (Player3) come(s/s/s/s/3) and chase(s/s/s/s/3) them down, they do donuts around [typeB3] and then steal [typeC3] vehicle. (Harold and Maude)
    
13. (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) on a new nickname... (Player1)y (Player1)y Meow!
    
14. (Player1) criticize(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for crying at a TV drama, then [typeA1] watch(es/es//es/1) it later and die(s/s//s/1). (P1 dies naturally, misreading)
    
15. (Player1) attack(s/s/s/s/1) seagulls for their food. (misreading)
    
16. (Player1) w(as/as/as/as/ere1) angry that day. Like an old man returning soup at the deli. (Seinfeld)
    
17. A sentient electric guitar tells (Player1) to buy a car on a highway, and [typeA1] end(s/s//s/1) up committing crimes against the state of New York. (funny description of a Talking Heads song)
    
18. OH HI, (I/I/I/I/WE1)'(M/M/M/M/RE1) (Player1)... uh... w(as/as/as/as/ere1) (i/i/i/i/we1) too loud? (Bloodbath + Battleground)
    
19. (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) contemplated whether it was possible to Brazil Phone Number List.
    
20. (Player1) greet(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2): "'Ey (Player2)!" ...and [typeC1] clones: "'Ey (Player2)! 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2), 'Ey (Player2)-- (Eddsworld)
    
21. (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) riff on the tapes of previous seasons. (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
    
22. A violin says "Ayo the pizza here!" before tackling (Player1) down the staircase and into (Player2). (twisted event, P1 and P2 die)
    
23. (Player1) become(s/s/s/s/1) a member of the Dusty Fan Club.
    
24. (Player1) become(s/s/s/s/1) a member of the Jupiter Fan Club.
    
25. (Player1) become(s/s/s/s/1) a member of the (Player2) Fan Club.
    
26. (Player1) tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) to speak to (Player2) without using letters. [TypeA1] fail(s/s//s/1) miserably.
    
27. (Player1) lose(s/s/s/s/1) control over missing schoolwork.
    
28. (Player1) and (Player2) have brunch. (Day-only)
    
29. (Player1)! [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) tearing (Player2) apart! (The Room, nonfatal)
    
30. (Player1)! [TypeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) tearing (Player2) apart! Literally! (The Room, P1k2)