(11-13-2021, 18:13:46 PM)Goose Wrote:

Bow's Plan

1. Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.

> "Ewwwww. First, I'll move our food into some secure containers in case those bears get into the cabin. Next, I'll Moonblast them right in the eyes, as the harsh moonlight should be enough to scare them away."

2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!

> "Easy. I'll just use Disarming Voice to scare the birds away; however, this snowstorm is pretty loud, so I should probably use a megaphone, huh? I'll search Storage, then the Armory for a powerful megaphone."

3. The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's
anything appealing for them to lick off of!

> "Could those... ummmm... goats... be hungry? Hmm. I'll find a crate and fill it up with leaves and fruit. Using the crate, I'll then lure away the creatures from the walls and into the woods. Oh, and I should make sure to grab a flashlight, Just to be on the safe side... do we have any bittering agents I can spray on the walls to keep the creatures away? If so, then I'll do that after shooing them away, or perhaps... let's try that while the creatures are still licking the walls.

4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.

> "Uh oh. First of all, I'll use a flashlight to draw attention to myself from a distance and use Charm to pacify the foxes. Don't want to risk getting attacked by them. Then, I'll tie some fruit onto a stick and very slowly lead them off the pond using the fruit. If the ice breaks, have some towels and blankets at the ready so I can dry off the foxes (and myself)."

5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.

> "Again, I'll use Charm to pacify the leopards, but instead of simply luring them away... I'll fir a Moonblast right in their faces! That should teach them not to come near our base."

(11-13-2021, 19:38:02 PM)Kennifer Wrote: The snowstorm and the concern over hurting the animals has broken Holly's spirit even more now. She takes a while to compose herself and bundle up against the weather, then...

Holly's Plan

'Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.

Oh no, bears? Okay. Avoiding getting mauled is good. Is there some food that is close enough to spoiling that none of the group will miss it? Yeah. Get that and YEET it as far the fuck away from the cabin as possible to try to lure the bears away. Then put any garbage that's outside in a more secure place so it doesn't draw any more bears. Secure the food and stuff inside the cabin, too. And get any bright lights going on to help repel them.

...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!

Holly will pick up some rocks; she'll throw these into the air or trees near the eagles to shoo them and scare them, hopefully not actually hitting them in the process. Cleaning the bird poo can wait until after everything else.

The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!

She will construct some salt licks, and hang them in the trees away from the building. She hopes this will lure the goats away with something more pleasant to lick.

Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.

She'll throw snowballs at them. Just... straight up regular snowballs, hopefully it'll startle them into running before they fall into the lake without hurting them.

Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.

She'll construct some sort of barricade between herself and the snow leopards, then try to shoo them peacefully from there. Will this work? She's got no idea, how straight she's thinking at this point remains to be seen. But just... throw something in the distance away from them to startle them into running. Whatever the first noisy thing she grabs that won't be missed, she will YEET.

(11-14-2021, 19:45:40 PM)KungFuCutbug Wrote:

Sherry's (very reluctant) Plan

1. Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.
> They came for food, you think? Then give them food! Find some raw meat in the kitchen and put it somewhere away from the cabin. Easy enough.

2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
> Ew. Um... first, find some tranquilizer blowdarts (not the tranq guns though, you hate those) and use those to subdue the birds. Then, grab 'em while they're unconscious and just sorta chuck 'em into the forest—hey, not like it'll hurt 'em any, right? Once the birds are gone, clean up the shit they left behind. Thoroughly. THOROUGHLY. Stepping in bird shit is embarrassing as hell and something you'd wish on nobody, not even the dumbass bosses or those murderers.

3. The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
> You sure there isn't? Look for a salt lick or something similar in storage before doing anything else. If you find one, great! Set it out somewhere away from the buildings. If you don't find a salt lick... make your own! Grab a decently large stone and some kosher salt from the kitchen, absolutely smother the stone in the salt, and then set that out somewhere.

4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
> ...Well, first, tap on the ice with your foot and see if it's too fragile for you to walk on. If it isn't, great! Just run up to the foxes and scare them off the ice yourself before carefully heading back to the shore. If it is and it breaks under your foot... well, try shouting at them and see if that scares them away. If it doesn't, well, they're screwed.

5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.
> Take the leftover meat from the bear lures and use it to bring the snow leopards over to the mountain goats. ...What? You said the goats are what brought them here! Might as well let nature take its course, aye?

(11-14-2021, 19:55:06 PM)Despair's Archon of Memes Wrote:

(11-13-2021, 02:01:56 AM)Magolor Wrote: The Pianist flinched after the attempt on her head, and looked rather dejected, side-eyeing the entire rest of the following PSA.

"...well, after you guys rest up, mentally at least, we still have a project to keep running. While Heeko's..." She glances to the small child trying to beat up the tired director or whatever. "...out of commission, I'll just tell you the plans for today.

Heeko said that his superiors got a call that some animals are going to come here. And we don't mean as workers, we mean as enemies. 'Pretty big nuisance to the Project,' as he said. So let's vent our bloodlust at these things! Or maybe you can do it in a pacifist way, I don't care."

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1. 'Get the bears away from the cabin, something tells me they've come here for whatever food's inside.
   
2. ...Oh goddammit. We've got some Golden Eagles straight-up unloading all of their crap everywhere. Shoo them off!
   
3. The mountain goats are freaking...licking the walls of the buildings! Shoo them off, I don't think there's anything appealing for them to lick off of!
   
4. Mountain foxes have...oh god what're they doing grouping over the frozen lake! What if the ice breaks and they drown!? Someone get them away from there.
   
5. Snow leopards!? Oh great, the scent of those damn mountain goats must've been what brought them here. Find a way to get them away from here without getting attacked by them.'
   

Suddenly, the snow starts blowing, a bit more than normal. It's a friggin' snow storm!!!

"Well, that's just GREAT, isn't it!?"

(OOC: As usual, ~72 hours)

Plan

1: Lure them out with some (but not too much) of the food. That's what they came for, right?
2: Fire a few waves from your lunar blaster at the sky to shoo the eagles
3: Kill one of the goats using an eye laser to the eye. And then try to mind control the goats out of the place, or, failing that, grab a long object and swing it akin to a flyswatter
4: Lure the foxes out using a flash signal with your eyes using your wave manipulation.
5: Use the corpse of the goat killed in Step 3 as bait to lure the Leopards out.