* (Player1) (saves/saves/saves/saves/save1) (Player2) from choking by performing the Heimlich maneuver.
* (Player1) (spends/spends/spends/spends/spend1) the day solving a newspaper puzzle.
* (Player1) (spends/spends/spends/spends/spend1) the night solving a newspaper puzzle.
* (Player1) (reveals/reveals/reveals/reveals/reveal1) to (Player2) that the former (is/is/is/is/are1) (a robot/a robot/a robot/a robot/robots1).
* (Player1) and (Player2) try to escape the arena with their makeshift wings, but (Player1) (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) too close to the sun, causing [typeC1] wings to fall apart. (Player2) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try2) to save [typeB1] but [typeA2] (falls/falls/fall/falls/fall2) to [typeC2] (death/death/death/death/deaths2) as well. (Day only)
* (Player1) (screams/screams/screams/screams/scream1) loudly, causing (Player2) to scream loudly as well. They end up screaming at each other.
* (Player1) (shoots/shoots/shoots/shoots/shoot1) (Player2) in the (butt/butt/butt/butt/butts2) with (a tranquilizer dart/a tranquilizer dart/a tranquilizer dart/a tranquilizer dart/tranquilizer darts1), knocking [typeB2] unconscious. (non-fatal)
* (Player1) sarcastically (compliments/compliments/compliments/compliments/compliment1) (Player2)'s (hat/hat/hat/hat/hats2). (Player2) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get2) even by stealing [typeC1] (face/face/face/face/faces1). (fatal) (this and the below 2 events are ASDFMovie refs)
* (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) to do the flop! (non-fatal)
* (Player1) (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) (Player2) that there's something on [typeC2] (face/face/face/face/faces2), then (punches/punches/punches/punches/punch1) [typeB2]. IT WAS PAIN!
* (Player1) (serenades/serenades/serenades/serenades/serenade1) (Player2). (This and the below 2 events are blacklisted)
* (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) (Player2) out on the date. (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) yes.
* (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask1) (Player2) out on the date. (Player2) (says/says/says/says/say2) no and (friendzones/friendzones/friendzones/friendzones/friendzone2) [typeB1].
* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) play tug of war against (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) over a ravine. The former team wins.

* (Player1) (changes/changes/changes/changes/change1) the plumbing of (Player2)'s (shower/shower/shower/shower/showers2) to redirect the sewage line to (it/it/it/it/them2).
* (Player1) (dumps/dumps/dumps/dumps/dump1) garbage from the top of the waterfall where (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) showering.
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) the hiccups.
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) the hiccups. [TypeA1] (cures/cures/cure/cures/cure1) it by holding [typeC1] (nose/nose/nose/nose/noses1) while drinking water.
* (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) the most elaborate way to cure (Player2)'s hiccups. [TypeA1] (succeeds/succeeds/succeed/succeeds/succeed1).
* (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) the most elaborate way to cure (Player2)'s hiccups. [TypeA1] (fails/fails/fail/fails/fail1).
* (Player1) (orders/orders/orders/orders/order1) (Player2) to die before stomping on (head/head/head/head/heads2). (Fatal, this and the below 2 events are ASDFMovie refs)
* (Player1) (orders/orders/orders/orders/order1) (Player2) to die, but (Player2) (points/points/points/points/point2) (a gun/a gun/a gun/a gun/guns2) at [typeB1] and (says/says/says/says/say2), "Not today."
* (Player1) (orders/orders/orders/orders/order1) (Player2) to die, but (Player2) (points/points/points/points/point2) (a gun/a gun/a gun/a gun/guns2) at [typeB1] and (says/says/says/says/say2), "Not tonight."
* Upon seeing (Player1) freak out, (Player2) (asks/asks/asks/asks/ask2) if [typeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) gone (Player1)-nanas. (My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever)
* (Player1) and (Player2) set up (Player3) and (Player4) for an arranged marriage. (This and the below event are blacklisted)
* (Player1) and (Player2) object to their marriage arranged by (Player3) and (Player4). The wedding is off!
* (Player1) (chases/chases/chases/chases/chase1) (Player2) out of [typeC1] camp with (a chainsaw/a chainsaw/a chainsaw/a chainsaw/chainsaws1), yelling, "HEY HEY HEY STAY OUTTA (MY/MY/MY/MY/OUR1) CAMP!!!" (Pony.MOV)
* (Player1) (cries/cries/cries/cries/cry1) out, "It's over now, isn't it? Isn't it over?" (Steven Universe, not blacklisted despite the reference as they could've simply given up in general)

* (Player1) and (Player2) give (Player3) the "Nasty Patty", or a synchronized tag-team double-cheek punch.

1. (Player1) suddenly remember(s/s/s/s/1) [typeA1] left the stove on.
   
2. (Player1) stick(s/s/s/s/1) silly stickers on (Player2)'s bac(k/k/k/k/ks2)
   
3. As (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) ready to fight (Player2), (Player3) appear(s/s/s/s/3) next to them, flash step(s/s/s/s/3) behind (Player1) and punch(es/es/es/es/3) [typeB1] high up in the air before fighting (Player2). [Lost Judgment]
   
4. (Player1) angrily complain(s/s/s/s/1) that taking part in these games is not in [typeC1] contrac(t/t/t/t/ts1).
   
5. (Player1) wake(s/s/s/s/1) up (Player2) in the middle of (a/a/a/a/their2) drea(m/m/m/m/ms2). (Player2) complain(s/s/s/s/2) that [typeA2] forgot the drea(m/m/m/m/ms2).
   
6. Upon killing (Player1), (Player2) tell(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] "You know what you did."
   
7. (Player1) go(es/es/es/es/1) to a restaurant and order(s/s/s/s/1) some food. Upon getting the wrong food, [typeA1] say(s/s/s/s/1) "No! I don't want that!" and quickly slide(s/s/s/s/1) the food away.
   
8. (Player1) order(s/s/s/s/1) a glass of water. [TypeA1] eats the entire glass.
   
9. (Player1) order(s/s/s/s/1) a can of soda. [TypeA1] eats the entire can.
   
10. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) for some salt. [TypeA1] eats the entire salt shaker.
    
11. Upon hearing (Player1) say something insulting about (Player2), (Player3) stab(s/s/s/s/1) (Player1)'s han(d/d/d/d/ds1) with (a/a/a/a/1) kni(fe/fe/fe/fe/ves1). [Yakuza 3]
    
12. After a snack gets stuck in a vending machine, (Player1) break(s/s/s/s/1) the vending machine and grab(s/s/s/s/1) as many snacks as [typeA1] can carry.
    
13. (Player1) wear(s/s/s/s/1) shoes that make meowing sounds as [typeA1] walks. [Yakuza]
    
14. As (Player1) approach(es/ea/es/es/1), (Player2) yell(s/s/s/s/2) "Oh no! It's (Player1)!" while looking and pointing in a completely different direction.
    
15. (Player1) T-pose(s/s/s/s/1) while eating strawberry leaves in front of (Player2).
    
16. (Player1) shoplift(s/s/s/s/1) at (Player2)'s shop by literally lifting the whole shop.
    
17. (Player1) drop(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/2) saf(e/e/e/e/es2) on (Player2), but [typeA2] just opens the saf(e/e/e/e/es2) from the inside and walk(s/s/s/s/2) away.
    
18. As (Player1) is about to sit down on a chair, (Player2) pull(s/s/s/s/2) the chai(r/r/r/r/rs2) away.
    
19. After (Player1) break(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s beloved (Player3) figurine, (Player1) and (Player4) bury it as (Player2) return(s/s/s/s/2).
    
20. (Player1) die(s/s/s/s/1) of [typeC1] own deat(h/h/h/h/hs1).
    
21. (Player1) came here to eat (Player2) and then destroy [typeB1] city. (not a typo, [typeB1] is intended to refer to P1 themselves) [Book of Mario]
    
22. (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) with a randomly selected fatal event.
    
23. (Player1) overwrite(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s save fil(e/e/e/e/es2).
    
24. (Player1) overwrite(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s save fil(e/e/e/e/es2). (Player2) kills [typeB1] for it.
    
25. (Player1) plays Rock Paper Scissors in front of a mirror and somehow loses.
    
26. (Player1) write(s/s/s/s/1) a self-insert fic set in (Player2)'s universe.
    
27. (Player1) (warns/warns/warns/warns/warn1) (Player2) that (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) plotting to kill [typeB2], but (Player2) do(es/es/es/es/2)n't believe [typeB1].
    
28. As (Player1) is about to eat, (Player2) suddenly appears in [typeC1] food and tells [typeB1] a weird fact. (Player1) loses [typeC1] appetite. (also Feast event) [Mameshiba]
    
29. And if you'll excuse (Player1), [typeA1]'s going to throw [typeD1] into the ocean now. (fatal) [Unraveled]
    
30. (Player1) (ruins/ruins/ruins/ruins/ruin1) (Player2)'s nam(e/e/e/e/es2) by changing, adding or removing one letter
    

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Game night! Nice!





That's an odd delicacy but I doubt that assault is the appropriate answer.





It's Hoshiguma x Hoshiguma. What are the odds?





Hades Miser is too much.





Mordecai puts his feathers on his beak nostrils and drinks to get rid of his hiccups.





Maou pulls a "No, U" with an Uno card.





Whichever it is, he probably deserves it.





Hitomi and Jupiter become doctors for the night. Their demon patient might've been fine regardless but at least everyone wins.





That's as profane as Steve's translator can get. Unfortunately that's the last thing he says. RIP Steve the monkey.





Waddle Doo looks fairly mutated already to be frank.





That's badass, Captain Stan with both Genos at his command!

Solid advice, King.





Stan Marsh can't be knocked out that easily.





Two blondes play chess and the girl wins.





And that's a wrap! Stan Smith is cracked through the camera and out of the games!





I didn't know he could do that - but he is too much. :P





Sounds like the sadistic endeavour Boris would engage in, but he doesn't finish the job. Not yet anyway.





Mordecai gets a bit too cocky about his body smarts. RIP.





It's suddenly really bloody today, even Waddle Doo's in on the action! RIP Young Link.





Might those apples be golden? :P





Hard to stay healthy when the teleporter's poor at stabilising your molecules.





Jupiter's thinking ahead in a sense, haha.





Bloody hell Bill! RIP Elise.





Well that's one way of remembering new words.

Good evening, Maou the Woz! 


Surf's up! 😎🐢 


I guess the hook-up with the other Hoshiguma didn't last. King's kind enough to help in her change of heart. 


Whew! That was close! 


Stan Marsh remains ever anomalous and lives to see another day. 


Goldie uses her newest laser gadget on Bill the bill. RIP. 


Hitomi hinders her eventual demise, for now anyway. 


Goldie unfortunately dies to a nonfatal event, RIP.


What adorable ice-skating! 


Sounds like quite the adventure.


Here we have Adrien's basic joke, and King's basic insult.


Uh oh. What mess is he cleaning up over here? 


Dove has been found, mondegreens be damned.