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RE: Toontown Showdown - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
After the man grabs himself some barbecue...
Uh.... OK, guess we're introducing ourselves. My name is Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories.
RE: Toontown Showdown - EeveeGirlChey - 04-05-2021
Paddy guzzles down both bottles of water.
"Paddy the Pelican, veteran of the cartoon industry."
RE: Toontown Showdown - Kafkaesque - 04-05-2021
Quote:"Oh yeah, the old guys who grew up with me like to talk about how it's the youngsters who're too fragile, but you can hurt an oldie's feelings by just sayin' an item is outta stock at Lowe's."
The owl blinks with both the eyes on his head and the functional second pair of eyes that adorn his crown-themed top hat.
"I am... very old indeed, and I don't recall any of my old companions being quite like this. Perhaps I just came from a simpler time?"
At the "who the crap are you guys", Stolas "oop"s softly and rises to his feet (holy crap this guy is tall, he's like a pair of stilts with a birb balanced on top).
"Ah, yes, introductions are in order, aren't they? I am Prince Stolas, current monarch of the House of Goetia. Not that my title means much at all here, I imagine."
RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-05-2021
The receptionist nods, hands Leone a film reel, and directs them to a screening room.
The grainy, black and white film shows Schadenfreude Studios being built years ago by the sister's parents. The sisters playing catch in the open courtyard with dynamite. The title card for their first film, where they dropped anvils on each other. The studio burning down in the great fireball of 1945, looking like a mushroom cloud. ...It was later rebuilt to the studio you see today.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Huney - 04-05-2021
"Hey, what's up, Lucha Larry? I'm Rosie. Welcome to the killing game."
RE: Toontown Showdown - Florien - 04-05-2021
Introductions underway, Scott introduces himself.
I'm Scott Kelly, Handsome Cartoonist. You might know me from my important work in the editorial cartoon industry. I work exclusively with the World's Greatest Newspaper.
An arrow points at him as he says "Handsome Cartoonist". A statue of liberty peeks out of an alley and cries a tear of joy, giving a thumbs up, before vanishing into the alley again.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
Hank does a spit take upon hearing Rosie's mention of a killing game out of fear.
K- K- Killing game?
RE: Toontown Showdown - SmilyCube112 - 04-05-2021
Leone, after watching the film, hands it back to the receptionist saying "Thanks, i guess........." before leaving to go climb the Gym building and wait atop it to see what will happen. Except: "Wait, I still have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing here. Am I here on the job or something?" She says as a way of thinking aloud.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-05-2021
Wendy had already introduced herself, but not to everybody yet.
"My name's Wendy Testaburger."
She's helped herself to a barbecue sandwich and one of those little cartons of milk.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Huney - 04-05-2021
"... D'oh yeah. You guys aren't vets. Man, I'm not the host. Host people, explain 'em."
RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-05-2021
...Were we too coy? Lotta bats her eyelashes. We want you to kill each other!
RE: Toontown Showdown - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
Kill each other???
He has a frozen look of horror in his face before he begins trembling.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
RE: Toontown Showdown - EeveeGirlChey - 04-05-2021
"Kill each other? That sounds like some real shady stuff, what kind of hiring process is this?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - Weirdguy149 - 04-05-2021
Optimus looked over at Hank when he mentioned propane. "Oh good, at least I know I'm not going to die of starvation in this place then."
RE: Toontown Showdown - wingedcatgirl - 04-05-2021
"K- kill each other?" Ash stammers. "I'll fight people in Pokémon battles, but... killing? I'm not even allowed to say the word most of the time!" The 4Kids censors, of course, are currently nowhere to be seen.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-05-2021
"Well, I've never killed anybody directly, but I did beat the shit out of Eric Cartman once, and had a substitute teacher shot into the sun. So I'm sure I've got it in me, if somebody makes the mistake of fucking with me!"
Wendy says this with the same chipper tone of voice she used to introduce herself, then goes back to eating her sandwich.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Florien - 04-05-2021
Murderous Hollywood Sickos (Probably Antifa)! Killing is only good when the people aren't good enough, or when Our Lord God In Heaven May his Light Shine Down Upon Us says so.
As he says that, clouds part to reveal a bearded guy, who gives a thumbs up to Kelly while glaring at everyone else while the statue of liberty weeps behind the schadenfreude sisters.
I won't participate in your Latest Fad.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
I can't kill anyone, I sell propane! You know how unbecoming of me it would be if I murdered anyone? I'm not takin' part at all in your sick game! And if any of you try to kill, I'll kick your ass!
RE: Toontown Showdown - Huney - 04-05-2021
"... Wait. That's really it? No other mechanics? Just start fighting, let the best man win? Jeezy louise, isn't that a bit lame?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-05-2021
I swore we put this in the advertisement... you only get to be a STAR if you can kill while keeping the rest of you all from figurin' out who did it. Last two days after that without them voting you the killer, you win, you can go home! Until there are three of you left, then there's just no point going on is there?
RE: Toontown Showdown - Dookie - 04-05-2021
“Oh no...not again...”
Anyway, Dookie decides to go to the cafeteria.
> Go to cafeteria
RE: Toontown Showdown - Huney - 04-05-2021
"See? There ya go!"
She turns to the rest of the toons, nodding. "So we can only kill one at a time. Ain't so bad then, yeah?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
I don't wanna be a star! I just wanna go home to my wife Peggy, my son Bobby, my dog Ladybird.... and my lawn. Killin' each other just to be celebrities? That's just asinine!
RE: Toontown Showdown - Huney - 04-05-2021
"Oh, yeah, it blows rocks dude. Don't get me wrong. Last time I died. Don't worry, though, I got better."
She nods. Yeah, that's a sentence that makes sense.
"Two day wait, though... that's new."
RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-05-2021
"Oh hey! I know a kid who's died and gotten better. His name's Kenny!"