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RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - PointMaid - 02-03-2021
Dr. Frankie murmurs. Well, I didn't exactly have a huge pool of applicants. It's lucky I got you lot.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Kennifer - 02-03-2021
"I mean, I'm not gonna get close enough to let 'em bite me or anything. I never got bit at the zoo, and I've been there a lot. So I'll be fine. They gotta bite you to zombie-fy you or something, right?"
Kim seemed more interested in the luau at the moment, though.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - PointMaid - 02-03-2021
That's right, Kim. You won't get zombified if you don't get bit.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-03-2021
“Wait, hold on—we can get zombified here?” [Pico is... incredibly taken aback. Did he not read the part of the brochure that talked about this risk?] “I thought the virus only worked on bringin’ dead animals back to life! The fuck is this bullshit?!”
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - TalesofUnder - 02-03-2021
Hey, Coomer, do you know anything about these prehistoric animals? This could be a very interesting research opportunity!
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - madface7 - 02-03-2021
Demo looks at Pico. "There are fucken' zoombehs here. I dunnae how ya didn' expec' tha', laddie."
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Huney - 02-03-2021
"Hmm... can you think of any off the top of your head? Perhaps if you ask me one, I can give you more information."
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - TalesofUnder - 02-03-2021
Well, I know the wooly mammoth and giant sloth... and the sabertooth tiger... and quite a lot of dinosaurs.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-03-2021
[Pico glares at the Demoman.] “I'll say it again. I thought the zombie virus only worked on bringin’ dead animals back to life. No way in hell did I ever think that a livin’, breathin’ human could turn into a fuckin’ zombie! If I see a single one of you comin’ after my brains, you're gettin’ pumped full of—!” [That's about when he notices his Uzi is lighter than usual. He quickly checks to see what's wrong...
He forgot to bring ammo with him to the island.] “Fuck.”
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Huney - 02-03-2021
"The woolly mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius) is a species of mammoth that lived during the Pleistocene until its extinction in the Holocene epoch. It was one of the last in a line of mammoth species, beginning with Mammuthus subplanifrons in the early Pliocene. The woolly mammoth began to diverge from the steppe mammoth about 800,000 years ago in East Asia. Its closest extant relative is the Asian elephant. The appearance and behaviour of this species are among the best studied of any prehistoric animal because of the discovery of frozen carcasses in Siberia and Alaska, as well as skeletons, teeth, stomach contents, dung, and depiction from life in prehistoric cave paintings. Mammoth remains had long been known in Asia before they became known to Europeans in the 17th century. The origin of these remains was long a matter of debate, and often explained as being remains of legendary creatures. The mammoth was identified as an extinct species of elephant by Georges Cuvier in 1796."
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - madface7 - 02-03-2021
"It's alright, laddie. I forgot to bring me bombs too. Just got this bloody bottle with meh, but thankfully it hasn't let meh doon yet." He takes a large swig and burps.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - PointMaid - 02-03-2021
I'll provide guns if necessary! But I'd rather you don't put down the wildlife if you don't have to. They're so expensive to re-make.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Huney - 02-03-2021
"I still have my guns! Haha!" He cheers, bringing up his fists.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-03-2021
“Bombs?” [Pico suddenly perks up a bit. Sure, this guy also apparently forgot his weapons at home, but... If he's as much of a weapons enthusiast as Pico himself is, maybe he won't be so bad after all.]
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - door-kun - 02-03-2021
Hifumi had been following the others for some time, and decided now to introduce himself.
"Why, hello to all of you! I am Hifumi Yamada, the Alpha and the Omega, and the Ultimate Fanfiction Creator! And those creatures are. . straight out of one of my products from last week. . I wonder. . how could this be! How could those zombies show up in real life?"
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Huney - 02-03-2021
"Hello, The Alpha And The Omega!"
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - TalesofUnder - 02-03-2021
(Mayberry seems genuinely stunned at Coomer's knowledge.)
Wow...
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - KungFuCutbug - 02-03-2021
[Pico looks at Hifumi and... just kinda sighs, scowling. “Alpha and the Omega”... what a load of bullshit. Typical of a fanfic creator.] “Sup.”
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Florien - 02-03-2021
William Jennings Bryan finally recovers from whatever stunned him into silence for this long.
Oh, My word! I signed up for this? This is alarming. This will never do! What on God's green earth... Disease?! Undeath? Does the bible not specifically condemn necromancy!? Oh, for shame! For SHAME! I will do my best to keep everyone safe and un-undead, but I cannot condone these acts!... How long do I have until I can give my notice of resignation?
He pauses, and hefts his cross of gold, seemingly attempting to ward off evil with it.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - artsyGeek - 02-03-2021
"Greetings." [A person in police uniform said as they walk to the others. They looked around the surrounding area for a bit.]
"It's nice to meet you all. I am Percival King. May I ask about your names?"
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Huney - 02-03-2021
"Oh, hello Percival! I am Dr. Coomer! Quite a mysterious day, is it not?"
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Zanreo - 02-03-2021
Wait, what? Google Translate knew they had revived those animals with a so-called "zombie virus", but they could zombify them too? "Oops, no gun found..." she says.
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - Kennifer - 02-03-2021
"I'm Kim."
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - TalesofUnder - 02-03-2021
AHHH! I'M NOT AN EVIL DEMON! DON'T KILL ME!
(Needless to say, Mayberry does not take William's arrival well.)
RE: Escape from Zombie Park Island - madface7 - 02-03-2021
"I dunnae what half of yer are sayin, lads! I'm too drunk for this... Anyway, me name's Tavish, but ye wee lasses and laddies can jus' call me Demo." He holds up a bottle of ale reading "DeGroot's Rum".