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RE: Witch Trip - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-29-2022
>treat the wolf bites. (Delilah)
You clean your wounds in the lake and you treat them well. And you probably don't have rabies.
RE: Witch Trip - PointMaid - 06-29-2022
(06-29-2022, 23:02:02 PM)Florien Wrote: And then after we get out, Taira, want us to come with you and scare the shit out of Brenna? She sounds really credulous and obnoxious, she'd freak the fuck out if she saw us at her door!
...If she's behind this, I'll take you up on that. If.
RE: Witch Trip - Florien - 06-29-2022
She's not.
But fucking with gullible people is fun, yeah? I'm sure she'll forgive you for bringing us to her place and us leaving with all of her food.
RE: Witch Trip - PointMaid - 06-29-2022
Dudes. She's my friend. Respect that.
Even she's the one that pushed me into this damn hike in the first place.
RE: Witch Trip - PopcornPie - 06-30-2022
Quinarva lays on the ground on her side.
RE: Witch Trip - Florien - 06-30-2022
I don't really get why you tolerate Brenna. You never gave an adequate explanation in any other iteration either.
Way we hear you tell it, She's actively stupid, presses inane points, believes in completely unverifiable garbage information, and is generally grating. It sounds like you hang out with her out of obligation more than anything. You're not obligated, yeah? Break free. Just because you know someone doesn't mean you're obligated to like them. You have it easy! You're not stuck with an overconfident weirdo who doesn't understand security measures because there's literally no way to escape!
Oh, or stuck with a violent twerp who's incapable of figuring out optimal composition of an army.
Very soon they're at each other's throats figuratively and literally again.
RE: Witch Trip - PointMaid - 06-30-2022
She's...
She's my friend. It's none of your business why.
RE: Witch Trip - PointMaid - 06-30-2022
And Taira watches the two go at it...
RE: Witch Trip - PopcornPie - 06-30-2022
"SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! BOTH OF YOU! GODS, YOU'RE SO GODDAMN LOUD!"
RE: Witch Trip - Oggy123 - 06-30-2022
"!!!"
1. Anya can use her fire powers to scare the wolves away. They might be afraid of fire.
2. Grab a tree branch and try to pull yourself away from the eagle! Maybe Anya could give the eagle a whack with her wand, or electrocute it with her powers.
3. Same like the wolves. Anya could scare the bear away using fire magic, or electrocute and deter it using her electric powers.
RE: Witch Trip - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-30-2022
(06-30-2022, 03:35:32 AM)Oggy123 Wrote: "!!!"
1. Anya can use her fire powers to scare the wolves away. They might be afraid of fire.
2. Grab a tree branch and try to pull yourself away from the eagle! Maybe Anya could give the eagle a whack with her wand, or electrocute it with her powers.
3. Same like the wolves. Anya could scare the bear away using fire magic, or electrocute and deter it using her electric powers.
1. You manage to put your fire powers to good use all right. You yeet out a very powerful fireball that not only reduces the wolves to cinders, but you also set a huge section of the forest on fire. Fortunately for you, a rain cloud suddenly "appears" to douse the fire.
Foolish girl. This is my home. You set fire to it again, I shall burn you into ashes myself.
(Rolled 9 and 1+ for fire abilities for 10)
2. You managed to grab a tree branch. But the eagle will not let you go so easily. It tries its damnedest to tear you away. So you resort to beating it with your wand. After a while, it flies off, but leaves you with quite the nasty scratch. (Rolled 4)
3. And wisely heeding the Voice's words, you decide to resort to your electrical powers instead. And you use them to electrocute the hell out of the bear with ease. It dies right there. A quick battle, but now nature has learned not to mess with you. (Rolled 8 and 1+ for electrical powers for a total of 9)
Anya and Elster has scored a total of 23 points.
RE: Witch Trip - Florien - 06-30-2022
FUCK
Hey look now my version of the plan is the only option!
ASSUMING NO ONE SCORES HIGHER.
She told you to be quiet, you going to stand for that? We're doing my version of the plan.
RE: Witch Trip - Oggy123 - 06-30-2022
"Are you okay!?"
"....Owww..."
> Treat your scratches and wounds.
RE: Witch Trip - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-30-2022
> Treat your scratches and wounds. (Anya & Elster)
Your wounds have been successfully de-sanitized and treated.
RE: Witch Trip - PopcornPie - 06-30-2022
"I SAID BE QUIET! AAAAAAAGH! IT'S SO BRIGHT OUT! I'M SO MAD! THIS IS THE WORST!"
RE: Witch Trip - Florien - 06-30-2022
Vels, Quin, what you been drinking that you're this hung over all of a sudden?
Or are you just upset that my plan involves having you shot tonight because you totally are not on our side?
Besides, you all need a little noise. We got this laryngitic witch over here with her sad "oh I'm so evil" wheezing. We figure we present a better option than tolerating her sad little whispers of "hahaha I will kill you so hard that you will die."
RE: Witch Trip - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-30-2022
Suddenly, Fentiriss and Lukanios find themselves floating in the air and they both smash into each other repeatedly until they both get slammed onto the ground with great force.
Boast as much as you all want. Arrogant, just like everyone else that has come here and met the same fate. Thinking your conquering ways will save you from not only death, but thinking your souls will not be mine to collect forever. Mocking me because you are all so sure you will leave this place alive. I have heard it all over the past 300 years. You will learn to respect me.... eventually. Right when I have your souls, forever destined to serve me whenever future generations come to the forest. I will admit however your ideas of the perilous river is quite intriguing. Having bodies get broken below and never being able to come back up. I do love the sound of that. Perhaps you among others shall construct it for me after I kill off everyone here. And you will be bound to me. There is no resistance after you leave your physical bodies. I have conjured up ways to control the souls I keep. Becoming slaves forever in my ever-increasing collection. Just remember this right when you are close to death and how you try to convince yourselves you will both come out on top.
RE: Witch Trip - Florien - 06-30-2022
Please, you haven't found a way around us yet.
There is nothing you can do that hurts me more than having to spend literally the rest of time and beyond with HER. Except on the good days. The good days are pretty good.
Even if you do find a way around us, wheezy the laryngitic witch, it won't matter. Three centuries is nothing. On occasion, we live three centuries before breakfast.
One occasion. Which we do not talk about.
The point is, we can wait until some adventurer gets lucky and eliminates you, even if you do both of the following of "win" and "find a workaround for us." You have no way to outwait us, yeah? You're confined to three routes, we move in four. With an anchor point, but nonetheless.
Maybe I'll take the time to figure out magic while you're covering me in scorpions and putting siege bees in my bones for the twelfth time and take over this world too, yeah? I have time. You? You do not.
Actually, that's why we like it here so much. We get to actually talk about how alien our experience is relative to yours here. We get to make you feel the crushing weight of eternity. Back home, we ignore it for the adulation. Here, we get to fuck with you people and keep that your timeline. If we want. Back home, we can't do that. It'd ruin our reputation.
RE: Witch Trip - PopcornPie - 06-30-2022
Quinarva once again plugs her ears and screams. 'Everything's so loud now! Stop it! All of you! I don't mind being shot tonight if this pain ends!" She begins cramming her ears with dirt.
RE: Witch Trip - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-30-2022
The world? No, no, no. I have no desire to rule the world. I only wish to remind those of my presence, to make those remember I can never truly die. Over 300 years ago when the citizens of Eleanor Village finally hunted me down, they were all so sure they got rid of me forever. That they have eliminated the threat of witches that resided among them. They truly thought that chasing me all the way down here and killing me would truly get rid of me forever. They were gravely mistaken. This is my world here and it is the only world I want. I look to punish those who are arrogant or ignorant enough to think I am truly dead. Those that think they can finally rest. But it is not to be. I have stated before my physical body died here that I will live forever, live beyond the use of a physical body. And to add, those who trespass will not only die, but will forever be bound to me, to become among the hundreds of souls I have taken for the last three centuries. And once they die, I am here to quickly remind them that I will forever preside. How they are fools to doubt me. Despite the many times you have both "claimed" to have come back, I will find a way to break you both down. If the skeptic can open her eyes, and I must compliment you for finding the way to pry open her eyes by the way, you both shall do the same.
You talk a good game, Witch, but you're a coward. You have to hide yourself as a mere voice. Why not reveal your form and square off now?
Cowardice? It is power. More power than you will ever dream of getting.
RE: Witch Trip - Florien - 06-30-2022
Someone who has power and doesn't use it to attempt to take over the world isn't using that power to its potential. What a waste of perfectly good magic you are.
Listen, Mizheldt, we get the whole "I'm one-upping those townspeople who tried to kill me but failed because of a poor understanding of arcanology" thing. What we don't get is why you're so content with what you've taken, yeah? It's obvious that you haven't taken enough. Either you have enough power to make a takeover attempt, or you're a complete nobody showing up no one but the dead, who, let us be real, the dead are very easy to show up.
...to be clear I'm calling you Mizheldt in a demeaning way, not as a term of endearment. I don't know how it comes across in your language, you don't really have a one-word equivalent, and I'm certainly not trusting you people to translate it.
Oh yeah, witch hunter guy, yeah! You! Could you uhh hurry up and fix this? Did you bring ANY weapons at all? Because if so, could you pop Quin over there? Help solve the problem you claim to want fixed? Or is this going to be one of those "haha I am betrayaling you" deals?
RE: Witch Trip - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-30-2022
You still wish to mock what you do not understand... I want to keep my legend alive. I want to strike fear into the hearts of those for generations to come. I have no understand why it is a mere concern of yours. But if you must know, I have established my home as it is, for those who dare intrude on my lands to torture forever. I am not here for competition. I am here to conquer, in my own way. To lead souls into this place, to kill them off and to torture forever. People have spoken of my name for generations, some of them foolish enough to dismiss them as rumors. Some are courageous enough to come down here thinking those are all ghost stories designed to scare children. But once they come down here, I am here to show them how real I truly am. This is what I choose to conquer. Not lands, but souls. Gullible souls. People are believing in me more and more, the numbers keep mounting. More souls for me to take over forever. So see, I am a conqueror. Not of lands, but of humankind. I choose simply to let them all come to me.
If you two are done giving the Witch any ideas, and I'm sure that won't go wrong, I am doing research in my personal tent right now. I do think we can stop her for good. But I need to save all my energy for it. And I need you all to root out the possessed yourselves. If you all do, I think we can weaken her and then we can attack together. Just keep it up. You all got one.
RE: Witch Trip - TenOfSwords13 - 06-30-2022
1: I skateboard away! My perfectly natural human skills will allow me to traverse the forest like it is a zero-g sportspark back in Bigtown!
2: I shall wait until the eagle returns to its roost. Then, after a very brief violent confrontation, I shall escape as fast as humanly possible! Which is as fast as I can go, because I am a human.
3: I shall skateboard here as well! I fail to see how this is too different from the earlier encounter with the wolves.
RE: Witch Trip - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-30-2022
(06-30-2022, 09:36:48 AM)TenOfSwords13 Wrote: 1: I skateboard away! My perfectly natural human skills will allow me to traverse the forest like it is a zero-g sportspark back in Bigtown!
2: I shall wait until the eagle returns to its roost. Then, after a very brief violent confrontation, I shall escape as fast as humanly possible! Which is as fast as I can go, because I am a human.
3: I shall skateboard here as well! I fail to see how this is too different from the earlier encounter with the wolves.
1. You quickly hop on your skateboard and away you go. You manage to outrun the pack of wolves. Think you're out of the woods yet? No, in both the literal and figurative sense. The sound of the skating wheels has gotten the attention of more wolves. Everywhere you turn, a pack looking to devour you. But you manage to skate past them all. Good thing you didn't bail here otherwise you'd be dead meat. Meat from a human that is. Because you're a human. (Rolled 10 and 1+ for skateboarding abilities for 11)
2. But as you glide along, you find yourself grasped by the eagle itself. And you decide it best to hang tight as it flies to the roost. Once you arrive at the roost, you end up swinging away at the bird with your skateboard. But it is quite the long, drawn-out fight, like you'd see on an episode of Star Trek, a totally human show. Look it up, you'd probably like it. But anyway, in the end, despite some minor injures, you pull through and skate your way down the tree and back on the ground. (Rolled 5)
3. And you're right; it's not any different. Instead of a pack of wolves, now you're dealing with a group of bears. Once again, the sound of your skating has attracted all of the bear out of the woodwork. They all lunge at you, but you manage to evade them. You finally reach safety, totally exhausted from your bout with the animals. You want to rest because you're a human and humans need rest. (Rolled 10 and 1+ for skateboarding abilities)
Jimothy A. Realman has scored a total of 26 points.
RE: Witch Trip - TenOfSwords13 - 06-30-2022
Phew! I am absolutely exhausted! And that was exciting! I should do this more often.
Jimothy is just sitting on the floor now, restoring energy.