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RE: Toontown Showdown - Weirdguy149 - 04-05-2021
Optimus looked down at the dog. "No, not unless you have to later on."
Then he looked down at the mongoose. "Hey, no need to shout, I have ears."
RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-05-2021
That's the challenge! How did Bugs Bunny deal with Elmer Fudd's shotgun in his face? How did Wile E. Coyote deal with falling off a cliff? TALENT!
RE: Toontown Showdown - EeveeGirlChey - 04-05-2021
Paddy takes a long look at Optimus and sighs.
"So, this is what kids have gotten into since my time. Giant, space-age robots."
RE: Toontown Showdown - SmilyCube112 - 04-05-2021
"What's going on here? Did I miss something?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - EeveeGirlChey - 04-05-2021
"Giant,"
Paddy belches.
"Robot."
RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-05-2021
Wendy also looks up at Optimus Prime.
"Oh wow, cool! I can't wait to tell Stan about this!"
RE: Toontown Showdown - TenOfSwords13 - 04-05-2021
... Whatever, I'm gonna >go to the gym while I regret my decision to come here.
RE: Toontown Showdown - SmilyCube112 - 04-05-2021
Leone just shrugs and walks off again, this time to the Archives, which caught her attention and goes inside for a closer look.
RE: Toontown Showdown - Weirdguy149 - 04-05-2021
Optimus was clearly uncomfortable with the attention. "Fellas, fellas, I'm just a normal toon like the rest of you. There's no need to fawn over me so much."
RE: Toontown Showdown - EeveeGirlChey - 04-05-2021
"I'm gonna >go to the canteen. I forgot to have my breakfast... Does this vodka count?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
Then suddenly, a middle-aged man appears with a flattop haircut and square glasses, wearing a white t-shirt, blue jeans and work boots. He seems a little uncomfortable in his new surroundings.
A pelican? A raccoon? A giant robot? Did I die and go into one of Bobby's vidja games?
RE: Toontown Showdown - Florien - 04-05-2021
Ha! As sure as Roger Moore is the best James Bond, Transforming Trash giant robots are just another Latest Fad.
Kelly snorts derisively. He then hears Paddy mention vodka.
No-Good Seabird here is undermining american values by drinking this Putrid Potato Swill!
He proceeds with his moral panic about Paddy's alcohol choice for a while, before shutting up, if just to drink another whiskey sour. He then launches into a tirade about how color is purely the tool of no-talent hack frauds, which leads into a tirade about various actors who he has grievances against for reasons including nationality and not being as good as <different one he has nostalgia for>, while also complaining about the Today's Terrible Youths who ruin everything. All the while, the arrows and text swirl around wildly, until he chokes on his drink and stops talking again.
RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-05-2021
Paddy walks into the cafeteria. It's barbecue day.
Kai walks into the gym.
Leone walks into the archives. There's a woman at the front desk in front of stacks of boxed film reels. She... looks a lot like Lotta. May I help you?
RE: Toontown Showdown - Kafkaesque - 04-05-2021
The spindly demonic owl lurking in the back, silent up til now, quirks an eyebrow at Kelly's long tirade.
"Well then. Are all humans this overly sensitive nowadays, or is their quality just declining?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - TalesofUnder - 04-05-2021
A stout man wearing black pants, red shoes, no shirt, a red lucha libre mask, and a pair of boxing gloves materializes.
What the crap is this?
RE: Toontown Showdown - PointMaid - 04-05-2021
[Note: Simply moving from one place to another does not require a roll. FYI.]
RE: Toontown Showdown - Weirdguy149 - 04-05-2021
Ignoring the drunk musings of the monochrome fellow, he turned his attention to the hostesses. "So in case you two can't tell, I'm a bit larger than most of the people here by a significant margin. Do the doors fit my frame?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
The man shudders at the site of the owl and the wrestler.
Gah! I suppose I could have some barbecue.
He heads to the cafeteria to get himself some barbecue.
RE: Toontown Showdown - SmilyCube112 - 04-05-2021
Leone walks up to the receptionist and asks them: "Is there anything about the history of this place?"
RE: Toontown Showdown - Huney - 04-05-2021
"Oh yeah, the old guys who grew up with me like to talk about how it's the youngsters who're too fragile, but you can hurt an oldie's feelings by just sayin' an item is outta stock at Lowe's."
RE: Toontown Showdown - Kennifer - 04-05-2021
Wendy looks over the map again, and also opts to
>head for the cafeteria to get some barbecue
RE: Toontown Showdown - wingedcatgirl - 04-05-2021
"I'm Ash Ketchum," the spiky-haired ten-year-old declares, "and I'm going to be a Pokémon Master!"
"Pika pi!" says the yellow-furred mousey-looking creature on his shoulder in a tone of agreement.
RE: Toontown Showdown - wingedcatgirl - 04-05-2021
(oh i got ninja'd by a new page... should really work on that plugin)
RE: Toontown Showdown - EeveeGirlChey - 04-05-2021
Paddy snags himself a pulled pork sandwich, shoves it in his big beak, and eats the whole sandwich in one bite.
"Damn, that's good."
He then grabs two bottles of water and goes to sit at a table.
RE: Toontown Showdown - TalesofUnder - 04-05-2021
Who the crap are you guys?