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RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Cassie - 03-14-2021
Libre, who then bites Yammark, hoping that his mouth germs can do some fuck up to her, then takes a large chunk of Pizza off.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - JKBenbot - 03-14-2021
JKBenbot rounds the situation so the pizza is whole in Yamark who then buys the pizza for 50$ and a free trip to San Juan Puerto Rico.
When the duo arrives there the duo is drowned by...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Mr. Lee Hammer - 03-14-2021
Matthew, who holds the duo's heads underwater until they stop moving and the bubbles stop popping out of the water. The pizza floats to the top and he takes it and starts swimming to the shore. But then...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - josh6243 - 03-15-2021
A shark mauls Matthew. Commander Yammark grabs the pizza and heads off to Brazil to hide until ...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - AyyBee121 - 03-15-2021
Bee, now a werewolf, attacks them and takes the pizza for himself.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Cassie - 03-15-2021
Libre bites Bee again, hoping that his mouth germs do something, then monches the Pizza as Bee tries to get the bitemark off of him.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Florien - 03-15-2021
Only to discover that that was never the Pizza, but in fact a convincingly painted giant novelty hockey puck coated in various nerve agents. Libre dies horrifically about ten minutes later, while Florien and Florian vanish into the mists on the moor with the Pizza.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - JKBenbot - 03-15-2021
Issue, The Mists and the More is on the route to my family dinner in Puerto Rico, deciding that pizza would be cool I run over Florian and Florian and pick up the pizza.
Just as the pizza box is opened [Name Here] breaks in.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Cassie - 03-15-2021
[Name Here] = Libre
BAM! The Pizza is gone, Libre's back to fucking monchin' the Pizza again! That ratbastard needs some education on the premise of this game, so hurry!
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Superjohn 2.0 - 03-15-2021
Superjohn breaks through a wall(oh yeah!) Then beats the shit out of Libre. John then takes the pizza and walks off into the street, only to be run over by...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Mr. Lee Hammer - 03-15-2021
Matthew, while driving a slick-looking red sports car, yelling "GTA, motherfucker", right before running over John, making the pizza fly into the air and landing on the passenger seat of Matthew's car. But then. Matthew ends up crashing the car, all because of...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - josh6243 - 03-16-2021
A brick wall. Just an ordinary brick wall. Nothing too fancy about that. Should have watched where you were driving.
Anyways, Commander Yammark hijacks the pizza. She escapes, heading towards Point Nemo in the process. Ah, absolute silence.
Well, until someone figured out where the pizza went and stole the pizza from her. And that person is ...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Cassie - 03-17-2021
AY SHITASS FUCK IT'S LIBRE!
OH FUCK HE'S MONCHING THE PIZZA THERE'S ONLY 10% LEFT NOW AAAAAAAA-
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Florien - 03-17-2021
Or, there would be ten percent left, if the Pizza wasn't indestructible. Libre's teeth shatter on biting into it. His dental insurance premiums soar, and Florien and Florian repossess his house, the Pizza, and everything else except debt, and sail off into the sunset on an insurance company cruise liner which they have for some reason.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Superjohn 2.0 - 03-17-2021
Superjohn, disguised as a butler, poisons Florien and Florian. He then takes the pizza and uses his teleportation device, only to end up in the base of...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - josh6243 - 03-17-2021
the Nightmare Investigators. All eight Mavericks, Gate and High Max beat the tar out of Superjohn. Unfortunately, they all get retired by an unknown individual in no time flat. And that person is ...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Despair's Archon of Memes - 03-17-2021
MP! He then proceeds to completely demolish the Mavericks into pieces using a lightning rod, a car battery, and copper coils to create an ersatz electromagnet to completely fry their programming, grabbing the pizza afterward. Suddenly, MP gets a call from a certain Haruhi Suzumiya...
Where have you fucking been? Our date's in an hour and I've been waiting at your house forever!
I had some fucking business! Just give me a few!
MP takes an airplane back to his house for his pizza date, when suddenly...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Cassie - 03-18-2021
Libre tackles the airplane, leaving a hole that lines up with the Pizza's location. He starts monching it mid-air.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Mr. Lee Hammer - 03-18-2021
Then Libre gets blown to pieces by a surface-to-air missile launched by Matthew. The pizza falls onto his arms and begins chowing down on it, but then he had to bump into...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Superjohn 2.0 - 03-19-2021
Superjohn, who takes the pizza, then throws Mathew into a garbage truck. John then walks off like a boss.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - josh6243 - 03-21-2021
Commander Yammark lariats John in the face before escaping into a nearby crowded mall. She places the pizza while grabbing something nutritious like a shawarma wrap. Like an idiot, she let someone steal the pizza. And that someone is ...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Cassie - 03-23-2021
Libre, who then decides to nab the shawarma from Yammark as well. Course he shouldn't have feasted on the shawarma first, as the Pizza is suddenly flying because...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - AyyBee121 - 03-23-2021
...It was possessed by the vengeful ghost of Bee, who took the pizza for himself.
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Despair's Archon of Memes - 03-23-2021
...Only for MP to come in with a Poltergust replica. He sucks in Bee's ghost and proceeds to grab the pizza.
I'm tired... I need a break...
MP goes to the nearest Pizza Hut to eat The Pizza... Only to encounter Haruhi again.
...Took you long enough.
I HAD A LONG DAY, OKAY?
Whatever. Let's do our date now...
SUDDENLY, WITHOUT WARNING...
RE: GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED - Mr. Lee Hammer - 03-23-2021
Matthew barges his way into the Pizza Hut armed with an Uzi and empties a clip into MP and Haruhi's chests. He snatches the pizza and makes a run for it. But just his luck, here comes...