Welcome... to the Chaos Murdergame! Where the only rule is there are NO RULES. Go nuts! Godmod all you want! Need to turbolurk? Go Ahead! We won't stop you! You can do... ANYTHING!
Rules: ANYTHING GOES. Oh, and don't be a jerk OOC.
I'm gonna fucking play this like an actual forum mafia game LOL
Name: Audley
Gender: Female
Appearance:
![[Image: F79FAC73-7F68-4AC8-B09B-746BB6F0E365.jpeg]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780497237826076742/831575219604029470/F79FAC73-7F68-4AC8-B09B-746BB6F0E365.jpeg)
Status: Dead
Age: 16
Other: No
A catgirl flies through the thread blasting everything to smitheroons just to see what happens
Carl from TDAmeritrade
>Murders Audley with a death crossbow
>Beat Audley with thermite blocks
CATS zerowing enters to >set Audley up the bomb
Name: Pizzacatcher Guma, species: unknown, age: 18, etc.
Uhh, hey, sorry, I was AFK. Can I get a recap?
>Crossbow
BAM!
>Thermite Block
Oof. It did jack.
>BOMBS
(10) Aaaand the corpse is gone too.
Suddenly somebody else's character that's not mine comes in and steals Audley's corpse.
“Hahaha this corpse will go in my collection.”
SUNNOVA BITCH-
[violently blasts the corpse to prevent whoever tried to steal Audley's corpse]
Suddenly, TIMELINE MASTER OZZY comes in and rewinds just enough to prevent the blasting of the corpse but allow the stealing of it!
The catgirl who randomly blasted the scenery flies up to TM Ozzy and tears them to pieces! >:O
"That's for being a jerk to Kennifer!"
> Rewind time to before you got killed and DENY the modkill action!
Not knowing that time has been reversed, the catgirl who randomly blasted the scenery AGAIN flies up to TM Ozzy and tears them to pieces! >:O
"That's for being a jerk to Kennifer!" she repeats!
It is now night phase because I said so. Please send in your night actions right now before I execute everyone in this game.
Day phase begins and Matthew is found dead, his head smashed against the oven.
"Hey! I know exactly who committed this terrible crime! I don't really like killing, but we need to bring them to justice!"
/kill That One Turbolurker We All Forgot About
“Hey TM Ozzy it's me Tonya from HGS can you rewind time and kill everyone so I can have their bodies thanks”
"Knowing who ACTUALLY behind this all!"
/vote the host
Hi, I'm Carl from TDAmeritrade, would you like to set up a Roth IRA? We can do that.
>Set up a Roth IRA to HIDE THE SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR...
then
/Vote Carl from TDAmeritrade
Cue Carl getting executed.
/Jesterize everyone and turn them all into Jesters