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The Landing: A Bionicle Text Adventure REBOOTED
#26
>lick the stone
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#27
(11-08-2021, 02:13:03 AM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: >lick the stone

You don't seem to have a tongue. Besides, you should probably stop messing with the stone.
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#28
>eat the stone
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(11-17-2021, 01:15:03 AM)MadameButterflyKnife Wrote: >eat the stone

Stop trying to mess with the stone.
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#30
> look around for anything not stonelike
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#31
> Pick a fight with the narrative text for preventing the consumption of rocks.
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#32
>consume the dirt underneath the stone
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#33
>Find a worm to eat with the dirt
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#34
>also find rocks to eat with the dirt and worms
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#35
>After obsessing over the rock for several months minutes, use the telescope to look at the ocean for like, krakens or something.
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#36
>google if krakens are edible
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(11-20-2021, 22:11:52 PM)Florien Wrote: >After obsessing over the rock for several months minutes, use the telescope to look at the ocean for like, krakens or something.

You don't see any krakens, though you do see some biomechanical sharks.
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#38
> observe shark
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#39
>google if sharks are edible
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#40
>Decide to collapse the ecosystem by starting a shark-fin soup industry, and look around for potential employees thereof.
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#41
>See if it's smooth
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#42
>if it's not smooth, mix them with heat killed smooth sharks and then feed the result to some rats
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#43
>Seeing as you've just sort of appeared without much knowledge of anything, discovery is the order of the day. So, let's discover if sharks have a civilization by SWIMMING TO THEM!
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