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Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread)
#1
This is the place for any jokes/puns you find or think of and want to share. Just remember to keep to the rules.

The title is not a typo, for reference.



I'll start with this.

Where do birds go when they're sick?
To the ducktors.
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TRIPLE STAR
That's what you are.
Amazing!
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#2
Ok here's my favorite, or at least one of them.

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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#3
What did the janitor say when they jumped out of the closet?

"Supplies!"

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

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#4
An oldie but goodie:

Can a mouse jump higher than a house?
Of course it can; houses can't jump.
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That's what you are.
Amazing!
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#5
Why was the villain's calender wrapped in aluminium?

Someone foiled their plans.
Not great nor grave. Just grey.





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#6
No, I haven't.
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#7
What do you get when you cross a superhuman dictator with a gun nut?

M. Bizon.
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#8
Now THAT was a good one, Nebula.
Soiling the quilts of my enemies. Also a friend to animals.
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#9
Late, but thank you.

What do you get when you cross a weapon of mass destruction and a beaver fisherman?

A nyuk-lear bomb.
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Amazing!
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#10
What's a cat's favourite coding software?
Jupiter Notebook.
What else needs saying?
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That's what you are.
Amazing!
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#11
What did The Ahnold call his Italian restaurant?

Pasta la Vista, Baby.
rip neptune
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