Dismiss this notice
Hey, guest! Welcome to Trouble Cube! Stay a while and chat with us!


[Roleplay - Drop-in] GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED
Pizza Reclaimer MP, hiding amongst the crowd as well, sends out a bunch of snakes to bite Florian and Florien with snake venom. The distraction and resulting chaos created by the snakes gives enough time for MP to slip by and get the Pizza for himself. After escaping the Taj Mahal, however...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
Reply
MP finds Pizza Poacher Matthew, who had trained rattlesnakes to do his bidding. He sics them onto MP where they bite him. And as he lays in agony, dying from the venom, he also sees Matthew learned some more fancy tricks: with swords. He twirls them around and chops off MP's limbs before impaling him into his heart. He takes the pizza and heads off to the pyramids of Egypt, where he comes face-to-face with...
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Reply
Superjohn, who summoned a army of mummies, who rip Matthew to pieces. He grabs the pizza and goes to eat it inside the pyramid, but suddenly the ground starts to shake violently...
I can't think of anything clever.
Reply
... as the pyramid rises into the air, revealing rocket thrusters on the bottom! It takes off into outer space and nyooms through the galaxies...

... also Dream throws Superjohn out the airlock and takes the pizza for herself.


"Er, was the pyramid a vehicle, then?"

"It is now."
Active characters:
Lucky (Party Two Treason, Murderverse Falls)

nya
Reply
.. while that quip comes out a small fleet of mining ships tear apart the pyramid and a certain Asian person grabs the pizza and starts heads towards the center of the galaxy.
I Worship the IT gods.
Reply
But not possible, when Libre crashes onto the new guy and rips half of the Pizza out!

Wait.

HALF!????
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


quote list
W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

E N D L E S S  F U N

ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

Reply
Half a loaf may be better than none, but kitschy expressions aside, Florien and Florian would much rather have the whole metaphorical loaf. (In this case, the Pizza.) Thus, they buy a space heater. Because the universe is, on most scales, basically entirely empty space, the universe rapidly heats up more and more, converting everything into ever hotter and brighter plasma, which in turn becomes a quark-gluon plasma. Everything, that is, aside from the Pizza and the mysteriously indestructible space heater. (And the Florie/ans who are busy exploiting the invulnerability granted to the capturer.) As a result of this situation, the universe becomes much like the early universe, except it's not expanding rapidly at remotely the rate it did during cosmic inflation. The space heater breaks at about this time because it was a terrible cheap sort which breaks after about twenty minutes of use, and the Florie/ans use the newly uninhabited universe as an opportunity to take the Pizza (both halves re-fused together under the intense heat) without competition.

Florien and Florian take the time to wait about a billion years for the universe to become livable again, and hide out on a rocky planet with an appropriately oxygenated atmosphere before any form of life has a chance to evolve or come into being through other means to be able to take the Pizza. Surely it is inaccessible to all others now?
I am the They who says it!
Reply
Through temporal shenanigans, Shinrabanashoumon ends up in the past. She takes the pizza before accidentally becoming the ancestor for humanity. Whoops. The pizza was passed down to the modern era before it was snatched by ...
Reply
Pizza Poacher Matthew, who someone managed to not be infected by these time shenigans. He keeps the pizza locked up in his house, hoping to pass it down to further generations, should he ever have kids. But someone comes in guns-blazing, tearing apart his chest, making him fall down dead. Who is this mysterious shooter?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Reply
Superjohn, who now is the killer cyborg crazy nutso! He takes the pizza and laughs while running away!

"Nothing short of a incredibly well planned trap can stop me now!"
I can't think of anything clever.
Reply
None other than Pizza Carjacker Dream, here to jack a house as though it was a car! Really, houses are just like cars without wheels, right? Right.

Having blasted the smitheroons out of Matthew and conquered the house for herself, Dream settles down in the driver's seat (aka the master bedroom) and drives the house into the future (aka waits for time to pass).

And then she realizes Superjohn ninja'd her and takes her immediate revenge by stealing his car again and running him over.
Active characters:
Lucky (Party Two Treason, Murderverse Falls)

nya
Reply
Houses with wheels? Florien and Florian are experienced with such things only by way of the expression "tornado in a trailer park". So the pair fly in on a tornado, riding it with a surfboard. Somehow. Logic is irrelevant, as the radicality is just too much to handle, and Dream begins to become more radical in the geometrical sense as the radicality seeks a place to go. With Dream now a really long ellipse, Florien and Florian claim the Pizza, because Ellipses don't have arms with which to hold Pizza.
I am the They who says it!
Reply
Then Libre just crashes into the Florie/ans, making them comically spin, dazed, as he runs off with the Pizza.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


quote list
W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

E N D L E S S  F U N

ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

Reply
Libre trips, by way of Pizza Poacher Matthew, who takes his baseball bat and hits Libre in the skull, sending his head flying into the sun. He grabs the pizza and heads down a Super Mario pipe, where no one can find him, but someone followed him down there...
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Reply
Shinrabanshoumon's descendent, also named ShinraBanshoumon, who shived Matthew with a knife before tripping down the stairs with the pizza. How clumsy of her. The pizza is stolen by ...
Reply
Pizza Speedster Libre, who has hijacked a motorbike to steal the Pizza.

"How the fuck does a name get passed down through the bloodline like that!? Geez..."
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


quote list
W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S

E N D L E S S  F U N

ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

Reply
Superjohn runs Somelibre over with a monster truck, then goes to get the pizza, only to get run over by...
I can't think of anything clever.
Reply
The Florie/ans, who are using a bigger monster truck! It's so spectacularly large that an entire car could fit within the treads of the tires.

One of the pair gradually descends the enormous ladder and series of staircases bolted onto the side and grabs the Pizza, and then climbs all the way back up into the cab. The pair drive off into the sunset.
I am the They who says it!
Reply
Which then eats them. It was a clever illusion by Commander Yammark and her cleverly placed holograms. The hologram spits out an undigested pizza. As she escapes, she trips over a rock, causing the pizza to land in the lap of ...
Reply
Sylvi! The catgirl is surprisedpikachu.png at this development -

- but not for long, as Dream hijacks the Tempests' body to steal the pizza from Sylvi!

Okay seriously you can use your running gag for that too?!

Yep! And with that thought, Dream nyooms off somewhere...
Active characters:
Lucky (Party Two Treason, Murderverse Falls)

nya
Reply
Only to be sniped by Superjohn 2.0! Superjohn then grabs the pizza and goes to a park to eat it.
I can't think of anything clever.
Reply
President James Dean comes by and asks Superjohn 2.0 if he could go kart-racing. While the president distracts Superjohn 2.0, the Anti-Dean Association runs off with the pizza in an attempt at studying its Anti James Dean properties.
Reply
Meanwhile, the Florie/ans have seized the Pizza through unexplained means! Well, unexplained in the sense that when you read that first sentence, the explanation has not yet been read. The explanation, of course, is that they use legal means! The argument is that they are the last people with good title to the Pizza, considering that they are the most recent person to acquire the Pizza legally in this iteration of the universe. This argument, surprisingly, works. There's a wide array of Pizza-Pursuing Law on a multiversal scale considering the problems caused by the activity. The Pizza now obtained through Legal Means once more, the Florie/ans stuff the Pizza in a briefcase... which they immediately lose on a subway. The briefcase then is lost to time, travelling far and wide, before it ends up in the hands of...
I am the They who says it!
Reply
Dream, who hijacked the subway specifically to set up this occurrence! She carefully safeguards the pizza as she and her lackeys (that she suddenly has now for some reason) usher everyone off the subway. Once that's done, she sends her lackeys off with generous bonus pay and rubs her hands together gleefully as she prepares to dig in...
Active characters:
Lucky (Party Two Treason, Murderverse Falls)

nya
Reply
A bunch of Special Trees pop up and bend into arches, sparking a crapton of lightning. These Special trees send the pizza into the Washington Wonderland, where it is picked up by ...
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)