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GET THAT PIZZA!: REBAKED
Matthew just takes the pizza and is surprised Droopy just handed it off to him like that. "There's got to be a catch," he says and there is. He walks along and falls right into a manhole and some grabs the pizza as Matthew falls, but who?
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Libre, who flew out of the manhole only to fly up a hill, and crash back down, sending the Pizza rolling back into said manhole. Hurry!
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Libre suddenly dies of natural causes, while Florien and Florian casually ignore the Pizza rolling away, because they're in an advertising blimp and can't see it from the air. However, a sudden explosion from the sewers as part of an unrelated plot to overthrow the mayor launches the Pizza high into the sky, and conveniently right into the blimp's open door. The Florie/ans fly away at the enormous speed of FOUR, making for the enormous blimp convention, where their blimp is concealed among the thousands of blimps blotting out the sky.
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A Rocket detonates the cluster of blimps into oblivion. Somehow, the pizza remains unscathed. A victorious Commander Yammark flees with the pizza before hiding in a volcano secret lair. Her base gets destroyed by ...
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Matthew, when he leads an army to raid the lair. He points his gun at Yammark and tells her "I've done this already with Superjohn, this is nothing new", before blowing her brains out. He pushes the self-destruct sequence on the lair and blows it up but now before he and his army leave via chopper.
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Issue JKBenbot being a new fellow evil genius, Sabotaged the chopper before getting away on his jet pack picking the the pizza as it was blasted towards him.
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Jkbenbot gets buried in a pile of scrap owned by Metal Shark Player. He flees with the pizza before someone retires him. And that someone is ...
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Superjohn, who banished them to the shadow realm. He then takes the pizza and teleports himself, but something happens...
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Libre flings a bomb at Superjohn, fleeing the premises with the Pizza-OW-
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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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There goes Libre flying incredibly far away until he goes out of sight and the camera pans to Matthew, who had an old antique cannon that was smoking from a barrel. He picks up the pizza from the ground and walks away. But uh-oh, look out! It's.... it's...
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Commander Yammark with an uzi. She guns down Matthew before fleeing with the pizza. By accident, Yammark enters a running racetrack and competes in the 100-meter dash. Somehow, she gets second place. First place is a cat skier who somehow channeled the power of the DeLorean.

The cat skier vanishes as suddenly as he showed up, leaving Yammark to claim first place. But then the cat runs Yammark over and dissappears, leaving the third place winner as first place and pizza owner by default. And that person is ...
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Superjohn, who flees into his submarine base, only to be ambushed by...
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Some sort of...trash fairy? Either way Superjohn hits the ground trying to snatch the Pizza back from him, and then the fairy sits upon a pile of trash.

"Ah, nice, some delicious pizza."
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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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No sooner does the Trash Fairy start eating the pizza, when the trash pile they're sitting on is dumped out of the garbage truck it's been in. The fairy is buried. The pizza isn't.

Wm, dressed as a garbage worker, steps out and yoinks the pizza. He has it for all of two seconds when...
Ceci n'est pas une Walrus.
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Dookie takes the pizza.

"Haha pizza go brrr."

He throws it into the stratosphere, and it lands...
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Right on Libre's mouth-Oh wait, someone's spiting over Libre's spit on the Pizza.
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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Superjohn, who crushes libres skull. He then takes off with the pizza chased by...
May chaos breaks the rules that bind!
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Attack guards that swarm all over Superjohn as Matthew drives by on his motorcycle and takes the pizza away. But then he crashes into a tree and the pizza goes flying into...
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Commander Yammark, who's been blinded by the extra hot cheese. She rams into a tree by accident, dropping the pizza for the next person. How lucky of them.
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Libre grabs a bit-wait, NOPE! He doesn't!
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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Superjohn punches a hole through Libre, then takes the pizza and walks off LIKE A BOSS!
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But then, Superjohn gets laid off LIKE A BOSS! He's forced to sell the pizza to his debtors, who all die in "mysterious accidents". The person who caused this is ...
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Elliot, who has built a corporate empire off of the backs off a thousand exploited laborers over the course of several weeks, all for the sake of a pizza!

He was sat in his HQ, attempting to take a bite of pizza, when...
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Libre BITES THE PIZZA OFF, filleting Elliot in half alomg the way.p
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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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Matthew appears and fires at Libre with his BB gun, bruising him up pretty badly and making him lose both his eyes. He drops the pizza, which Matthew then retrieves. But the second he turns around, he's right in front of...
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