How about John?
That's so generic...
It works, doesn't it?
Yeah, but it's like- if I gave you a name like Bleedy McBleedface, you'd deny it because it's too ridiculous, yeah?
But John is... so generic. It's the exact opposite issue of being called Bleedy McBleedface.
Wow, you're out here invalidating every John who ever lived.
It is not I who dictates the lameness of names!