Mi mer, merme mi Merlimi.
(Greetings. My name is Merlimi.)
Nh-- No- Hold on a minute, this is too many things at once!
One: what do you mean I got mauled? Is this why I have this napkin on-
OOOOKAY THAT'S MY BLOOD MOVING ON.
Two: What is that egg and why is it speaking like that?
Three: Why are you speaking with that weird voice??
Geez, that's a lot of questions...
I wouldn't have them if this situation made any cod damped sense, but no! No, it doesn't!